Review of Dangerous When Wet

. . . sets as "The Spotlight Collection" (2004) called "Tom and Jerry swim with Esther Williams." Does this DANGEROUS WHEN WET excerpt constitute a good argument for viewing the complete feature, or is it simply 7 minutes, 47 seconds of bad advertising? My family experienced the latter outcome, as this scene rang false from beginning to end. First of all, no one is allowed to swim the English Channel underwater. Millions of hallowed war dead are consecrated there, including famous folks such as Big Band Leader Glenn Miller. Traipsing along there, as Tom, Jerry and Esther do, is tantamount to scrawling graffiti across Arlington's Tomb of the Unknown Soldier. Furthermore, all official Channel swimmers on the SURFACE of the strait MUST be accompanied by representatives of the English and French Embassies in a rowboat.