Old People (2022)
2/10
Nahhh...bad, bad, bad!
15 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Talk about a ridiculous film. Like a mish-mosh of zombie films in the guise of the geriatric demographic. The only thing I found fairly decent were the special effects of the "killings" and the make-up. Lots of prosthetics probably were used for some actors/actresses.

Old, forgotten people left in a decaying, horrible hospital/adult care facility with three staff. Guess they don't have a healthcare worker union.

A wedding seems to get the "head honcho" crazed - along with his "significant granny" - and somehow they rally the rest of the old folks into a murderous mindset.

They seem to have gone from dying, weak and downtrodden to all running and moving around on steroids. Not a wheelchair, cane or walker as these elderly go mobile.

Of course, the younger adults are totally oblivious, totally stupid and are easily overpowered by the Geritol Army. How many cars were burning on the roadside along with the bodies scattered along the way... The "step-wife" goes nutty with gallons of resentment and jealousy in her veins, and we all saw that coming.

Grandpa has some type of epiphany and saves the kids from their deathly fate. Pretty good elder athlete to be running on the beach to get to a boat.

How bad a film it was.
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