1/10
Vomit Purée
17 October 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Did I just see the name Lommel at the start credits then? That wouldn't be the same Ulli Lommel who was responsible for 'Curse of The Zodiac?'

Movie starts out with some beach where Chris Isaak filmed that dreary wicked song.

What looks like M&M shows up and chases Alannah Myles to Hades.

Not making an ounce of sense, Marla Singer's under hypnosis and recalls terrible flashbacks from childhood trauma.

This guy's eyebrows are in need of a lawnmower.

You'd think with a movie title like 'Return of The Boogeyman' it would hold some interest but after only 10-minutes I've rated this 1/10 already. (It won't improve.) What is this - the torture guide to the Black Dahlia's downfall?

An experiment takes place where the Black Velvet lady recalls what happened in the first movie.

Horrible test screenings are actually included in the final cut of this movie! It's like they filmed the auditioning tests for this film, and to save money, just included them in the final cut.

All they've done is included outtakes and bloopers in this while reciting the original movie.

And I can't explain the woeful experiment with all these horrible hue changes. From pink to blue and green then sepia. What are they actually trying to translate exactly?

This movie must be all the deleted scenes from that controversial 'Titicut Follies' documentary? It's a movie from D Block.

Could somebody be as kind to check my pulse, please? I think I've died.

There's nothing worthwhile to report in a review.

This is painful.

They've got nothing to film in this sequel so they just show half of the first movie with added narrations. And some times they just let it go and don't even bother voicing over the original as they don't know what they're doing.

The movie is that aimless they're showing a lady chopping up garlic.

This movie has a split personality.

They're just showing the same footage over and over.

The bathtub scene, with the Black Dahlia in the tub, and her cucumber beauty face mask was repeated endlessly. Then the kid stabbing someone was shown over & over to the point of madness with no explanation what either meant or how the sequel had anything to do with it.

This movie's in need of an urgent evaluation - STAT!

It's so pathetic that around the one-hour 5/6-minute mark a bug crawls up and down the camera lens.

The parasite makes a third appearance on the camera lens a minute later. It's too big to be a trilobite. Could be lice, or a carpet beetle?

The climax of the movie is a woman trying on some hold-up thigh highs! Good God give me strength! Why me? That's the payoff that you sat through this for?

This movie runs for exactly one hour and fourteen-minutes and the majority of it was just recapping the first movie with senseless voice-over narration that added nothing to anything!
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