Review of Metamorphosis

I give poorly rated movies a chance because I've found some good ones that way. This, however, is not a good one. Did you pause it partway through in confusion, wondering what's going on and suspecting the movie is not ever actually going to tell you? Are you questioning if you fell asleep and missed something? Good luck guessing because the movie will never tell you. You may have fallen asleep but trust me you didn't miss anything. Is he a zombie? A vessel of Lovecraftian Old Gods? A weredolphin? Did his hobby of eating raw wildlife give him brainworms or was that after he got all feral? We'll never know. Is it an allegory for mental illness? A toxic relationship? Could be but it sure fails to make me feel anything but vague apathy. The acting is wooden and annoying. The lines are unnatural and uninformative. It tries to be mysterious but is so dull you lose any interest in whatever mysteries will be forever unsolved. Don't bother. And seriously I have wasted hours of my life on absolute trash movies I regret less than this.