Review of First Kill

First Kill (2022)
1/10
Juliet and Juliet, with vampires. Big yay...
23 October 2022
I don't know which is worse: the fact that paid reviewers raise the score of unacceptably bad pop culture garbage for a living (and that this is a completely accepted practice), or that teenagers with bad taste or adults stuck at that emotional and intellectual level do the same for free. At least the latter honestly believe in the nonsense they write.

First kill is almost unwatchably lousy, lazy and irritatingly clichéd, but of course it should be praised for its brave and very woke choice of themes. The world is so two-bit, isn't it? You can make a series out of a "10-year-old fanfiction blogger"-quality story with the production quality of the Asylum studio, if you cram in enough modern ideological background content to satisfy the empowerment-hungry Twitter generation, then they will praise it to Heaven and back as the greatest miracle that has hit the screen in the last hundred years. I should be ashamed for you, and worse, instead of you. The truth hurts, I know. Feel free to hate.
3 out of 10 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed