DEAR MR/MRS REDNECK GATOR,
I LOVE THIS FILM!
I PARTICULARLY ENJOYED THE PART WITH THE EPONYMOUS RAGIN CAJUN REDNECK GATORS!
I WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT WITH MY TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN - AVERY AND DATHAN (NAMED AFTER MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS) - AND MY LOVING HUSBAND OF 38 YEARS (JAQUAVIUS) WHO INTRODUCED ME TO THIS FILM ON OUR FIRST DATE (DRIVE-IN CINEMA IN FLORIDA BAYOU) (IT WAS GREAT) HE WAS SUCH A GENTLEMAN. FIRSTLY HE CAME TO MY HOUSE AND PICKED ME UP. HE WAS DRESSED SO NICELY HIS MOTHER WAS VERY PROUD. HE GOT ME FLOWERS (4 RED TULIPS, 3 PINK TULIPS, A LILY OF THE VALLEY (MY FAVOURITE) AND A VENUS FLY TRAP (FROM THE BAYOU)) WE DROVE TO THE CINEMA IN HIS 2004 TOYOTA COROLLA. WE THEN WATCHED THE FILM (NOW MY FAVOURITE) AND PASSIONATELY MADE OUT FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE RUN TIME. I MARRIED HIM AFTER HE GOT A TATTOO OF ME ON HIS BACK (JUST LIKE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER DATHAN (WHO MY GORGEOUS SON IS NAMED AFTER)).
I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED SUCH EMOTIONAL DISTRESS AS WHEN THE CHARACTERS (IN PARTICULAR SWAMPER PLAYED BY DANNY COSMO (WHAT A PERFORMANCE!)) DIED. THE PLOT TWISTS AND TURNS LIKE A RAGIN CAJUN REDNECK GATOR ON A ROUNDABOUT.
A TRULY CAPTIVATING TALE; 10/10
YOURS SINCERELY, MUHAMMAD AND JAQUAVIUS JACKHAMMER & FAMILY (JACKSONVILLE RESIDENTS)
I LOVE THIS FILM!
I PARTICULARLY ENJOYED THE PART WITH THE EPONYMOUS RAGIN CAJUN REDNECK GATORS!
I WATCH IT EVERY NIGHT WITH MY TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN - AVERY AND DATHAN (NAMED AFTER MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS) - AND MY LOVING HUSBAND OF 38 YEARS (JAQUAVIUS) WHO INTRODUCED ME TO THIS FILM ON OUR FIRST DATE (DRIVE-IN CINEMA IN FLORIDA BAYOU) (IT WAS GREAT) HE WAS SUCH A GENTLEMAN. FIRSTLY HE CAME TO MY HOUSE AND PICKED ME UP. HE WAS DRESSED SO NICELY HIS MOTHER WAS VERY PROUD. HE GOT ME FLOWERS (4 RED TULIPS, 3 PINK TULIPS, A LILY OF THE VALLEY (MY FAVOURITE) AND A VENUS FLY TRAP (FROM THE BAYOU)) WE DROVE TO THE CINEMA IN HIS 2004 TOYOTA COROLLA. WE THEN WATCHED THE FILM (NOW MY FAVOURITE) AND PASSIONATELY MADE OUT FOR THE ENTIRETY OF THE RUN TIME. I MARRIED HIM AFTER HE GOT A TATTOO OF ME ON HIS BACK (JUST LIKE MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER DATHAN (WHO MY GORGEOUS SON IS NAMED AFTER)).
I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED SUCH EMOTIONAL DISTRESS AS WHEN THE CHARACTERS (IN PARTICULAR SWAMPER PLAYED BY DANNY COSMO (WHAT A PERFORMANCE!)) DIED. THE PLOT TWISTS AND TURNS LIKE A RAGIN CAJUN REDNECK GATOR ON A ROUNDABOUT.
A TRULY CAPTIVATING TALE; 10/10
YOURS SINCERELY, MUHAMMAD AND JAQUAVIUS JACKHAMMER & FAMILY (JACKSONVILLE RESIDENTS)