2/10
The imperial warehouse.
18 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
For me, the imperial warehouse perfectly symbolizes this horrid series: based on its name, you would think that it would be a huge building destined to receive the supplies of an empire that wants to conquer worlds (with 7 soldiers, apparently, but nevermind that). The camera turns a little, and we see that we are actually talking about a petite art-deco chamber with a floor area of 5 square meters, and two guards standing in front of it. Me and my mates laughed for 1 minute straight at that scene. It's absolutely hilarious, like the rest of the show.

The anachronistic, unwanted and very stupidly presented modern messages that were forced into the story people usually rage about is just the extra chocolate icing on the lukewarm excrement cake. It's damn ironic: a series that is supposed to show the power of stories can only tell a story in such an incompetent and amateurish way. Netflix is a joke, without a punch or a punchline. But this shouldn't surprise anyone at this point.

In addition to the fact that the series seemingly has nothing to do with Witcher lore, and was probably made by people who hated the source material, or just didn't care about it at all, this 4-part garbage fire is so pitiful, so pathetic, so bloody soulless and wretched that one is forced to think: maybe it would be worth considering making some serious, serious effort reclaiming our culture from the money-hungry, corporate psychopaths who constantly desecrate and rob it for their filthy profit...
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