Miracle Beach (1992)
4/10
Hallmark Rom-Com for Dudes in the 90's
19 January 2023
This movie is dumb, but what did you expect? Haven't you heard the term, "Always judge a movie by its cover"? On a certain basic level I wish I was a nobody-turned-somebody pursuing someone who's beautiful-but-wrong for me while there's a perfectly beautiful person who's been standing next to me who literally grants my every wish and through a series of humorous circumstances I eventually realize was The One for me all along. I also want to fly and shoot lazer-beams out of my eyes. Anyways, back to the boobs, er, movie. Before 'Miracle Beach' I'd never put much thought into the idea that, in these old dude-rom-coms with gratuitous nudity, you usually didn't ever see the boobs of the person who ends up being 'The One', so you realize that the meaning of friendship is the boobs you met along the way; or something like that. Regardless, thank you, Miracle Beach!

Seriously though, this movie is dumb and not funny. You can just check the internet if you really want to see 90's boobs.
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