Wow, look at the analog quality of this Betamax production.
This graveyard ships the viewer back to a time when 'Petticoat Junction' was in its prime.
The start of the movie looks like it was filmed on a test bomb site location.
There's been some sort of shark attack, like on Amity Island, as everyone mulls around searching for clues but there is no evidence as the shark gobbled it all up.
A coked-up hottie then preforms a striptease that goes way too short and literally teases the viewer into a false sense of investment.
Terrible, quick-fire, edits then sees Bruce Lee driving around in a Fire Bird looking for shark attack victims.
Two naked sea creatures crawl out of the ocean to music rejected from the movie 'Combat Shock.'
Another naked frolic at the strip club sees the same doped-up actress rolling around on the floor like a busted hoover performing the same, unstable, routine.
Jive music rejected from 'Grease' twangs away as either Lance Henriksen, or Ralph Fiennes, walks around stalking the sea creature stripper from earlier.
The quality of this DVD is like a 30's movie converted to color.
How the hell this crap escaped from its time capsule is a mystery.
Christ, what is it with every conversation in this movie? They're analyzing every detail. They'll write a whole chapter based on opening a can of baked beans.
You know, if you want, you can up the stakes in this bore fest and pretend that the lead male actor is Ezra Cobb from 'Deranged.'
This is boring.
This garbage comes under the title 'Insanity!' by that horrible distribution company "Substance" in a 3-pack DVD release. It's actually titled 'Striptease' according to elsewhere.
Why is this trash on a horror DVD with two other 1/10 movies?
Instead of watching this rubbish I could be in bed and dreaming about zombies, or the land of the dead.
All I watch every night is garbage or trash. No wonder I flunked high school back in the day.
Bruce Lee keeps driving around in this souped-up, fandango, whiz banger searching for more shark attack victims.
Harrods department store music sets the tone to introduce a new love interest for Ezra Cobb, who's two-timing on the swinger's scene.
Why is this striptease sea creature unloading on the viewer all her petty squabbles? She's in need of a therapist not an uncaring ear.
I don't care if you're gonna nosedive off that leaning tower of Pisa.
Not content with two women draped off each elbow, Ezra Cobb goes out in search of Spanish lady boys. He scores three of them which now qualifies him as a playboy.
Inspector Gadget makes a cameo, only to confuse the non-existent plot, and drives around with Bruce Lee in search of lady boys or shark attack victims?
If this movie were a rocket launch, it'd never leave the grounds of Florida.
Wow, look at these two gooses making fools of themselves as they dance around like constrained robots. "Pay us more money and we'll dance better for the movie! If not, we'll continue to look like fools." As it is they're doing the C3-PO shuffle. And they're grown adults to boot. Gracing my TV with offensive body gestures of Goofy proportions, will ya!
Ezra Cobb punches out Inspector Gadget.
That left cross warrants one point, I guess.
That's what you get for dancing on my TV and making fools of yourselves and embarrassing me in the process.
If you wish to watch a bunch of high society Euro's taking drama class acting to the extreme then 'Insanity!' AKA 'Striptease' is your ticket. Line on up and let rich snobs rub their exclusive lives in your face. They even have their own private boat, chicken, and caviar on board. How's that for the rich end of town? Chicken on a boat? Speaking of chicken, Colonel Sanders bobs up and refuses to reveal the secret herbs and spices with Bruce Lee.
Is this crap gonna finish any time soon?
The strip teasing sea creature puts on a private show for Colonel Sanders and it looks like he's gonna go into shock.
Is that Grace Jones watching on?
Colonel Sanders has got his clammy hands all over his own daughter now. He then hits on the strip teasing sea creature and tries to purchase her whole like an item for sale.
Another lazy striptease scene?
Not only am I running out of patience with this movie but I'm also running out of paper space to write the rest of my review.
Colonel Sanders shoots some bystander with a hunting rifle for jollies.
This life sentence won't end.
About time! Punishing music from a 70's science show is used in the build-up to the strip show creature's death as Ezra Cobb drives her to both madness, and suicide. From what I can gather Grace Jones tells her some home truths, that hit too hard close to the mark, so she flies off the handle, says some things, then drives off as Ezra Cobb stalks her some more and pushes her over a cliff and back into the ocean where she came from.
The movie ends with Ezra Cobb being escorted out of the country to a destination unknown.
Thank Christ that's over.
Amen.
Why do I own this movie?
This graveyard ships the viewer back to a time when 'Petticoat Junction' was in its prime.
The start of the movie looks like it was filmed on a test bomb site location.
There's been some sort of shark attack, like on Amity Island, as everyone mulls around searching for clues but there is no evidence as the shark gobbled it all up.
A coked-up hottie then preforms a striptease that goes way too short and literally teases the viewer into a false sense of investment.
Terrible, quick-fire, edits then sees Bruce Lee driving around in a Fire Bird looking for shark attack victims.
Two naked sea creatures crawl out of the ocean to music rejected from the movie 'Combat Shock.'
Another naked frolic at the strip club sees the same doped-up actress rolling around on the floor like a busted hoover performing the same, unstable, routine.
Jive music rejected from 'Grease' twangs away as either Lance Henriksen, or Ralph Fiennes, walks around stalking the sea creature stripper from earlier.
The quality of this DVD is like a 30's movie converted to color.
How the hell this crap escaped from its time capsule is a mystery.
Christ, what is it with every conversation in this movie? They're analyzing every detail. They'll write a whole chapter based on opening a can of baked beans.
You know, if you want, you can up the stakes in this bore fest and pretend that the lead male actor is Ezra Cobb from 'Deranged.'
This is boring.
This garbage comes under the title 'Insanity!' by that horrible distribution company "Substance" in a 3-pack DVD release. It's actually titled 'Striptease' according to elsewhere.
Why is this trash on a horror DVD with two other 1/10 movies?
Instead of watching this rubbish I could be in bed and dreaming about zombies, or the land of the dead.
All I watch every night is garbage or trash. No wonder I flunked high school back in the day.
Bruce Lee keeps driving around in this souped-up, fandango, whiz banger searching for more shark attack victims.
Harrods department store music sets the tone to introduce a new love interest for Ezra Cobb, who's two-timing on the swinger's scene.
Why is this striptease sea creature unloading on the viewer all her petty squabbles? She's in need of a therapist not an uncaring ear.
I don't care if you're gonna nosedive off that leaning tower of Pisa.
Not content with two women draped off each elbow, Ezra Cobb goes out in search of Spanish lady boys. He scores three of them which now qualifies him as a playboy.
Inspector Gadget makes a cameo, only to confuse the non-existent plot, and drives around with Bruce Lee in search of lady boys or shark attack victims?
If this movie were a rocket launch, it'd never leave the grounds of Florida.
Wow, look at these two gooses making fools of themselves as they dance around like constrained robots. "Pay us more money and we'll dance better for the movie! If not, we'll continue to look like fools." As it is they're doing the C3-PO shuffle. And they're grown adults to boot. Gracing my TV with offensive body gestures of Goofy proportions, will ya!
Ezra Cobb punches out Inspector Gadget.
That left cross warrants one point, I guess.
That's what you get for dancing on my TV and making fools of yourselves and embarrassing me in the process.
If you wish to watch a bunch of high society Euro's taking drama class acting to the extreme then 'Insanity!' AKA 'Striptease' is your ticket. Line on up and let rich snobs rub their exclusive lives in your face. They even have their own private boat, chicken, and caviar on board. How's that for the rich end of town? Chicken on a boat? Speaking of chicken, Colonel Sanders bobs up and refuses to reveal the secret herbs and spices with Bruce Lee.
Is this crap gonna finish any time soon?
The strip teasing sea creature puts on a private show for Colonel Sanders and it looks like he's gonna go into shock.
Is that Grace Jones watching on?
Colonel Sanders has got his clammy hands all over his own daughter now. He then hits on the strip teasing sea creature and tries to purchase her whole like an item for sale.
Another lazy striptease scene?
Not only am I running out of patience with this movie but I'm also running out of paper space to write the rest of my review.
Colonel Sanders shoots some bystander with a hunting rifle for jollies.
This life sentence won't end.
About time! Punishing music from a 70's science show is used in the build-up to the strip show creature's death as Ezra Cobb drives her to both madness, and suicide. From what I can gather Grace Jones tells her some home truths, that hit too hard close to the mark, so she flies off the handle, says some things, then drives off as Ezra Cobb stalks her some more and pushes her over a cliff and back into the ocean where she came from.
The movie ends with Ezra Cobb being escorted out of the country to a destination unknown.
Thank Christ that's over.
Amen.
Why do I own this movie?