Review of Cold Steel

Cold Steel (1987)
2/10
Hilarious
23 February 2023
This movie is hilarious! Hilariously bad, in fact it's bad enough that it's almost a must see lol I can't believe that with all of the people involved in the making of a movie nobody out the brakes to this one. Oh wait what am I talking about, look at all the drivel Hollywood releases these days. Anyhow this movie fails on so many levels starting with but not exclusively the story. It's week and the characters aren't fleshed out whatsoever but that's just the surface, it fails in every other category as well. Cinematography, wardrobe, lighting, script, soundtrack, dialogue, acting... need I go on? Ok one more, the IKEA furniture they use for the sets! C'mon man! I will say though that a person should see this as it's SO bad it's kinda funny, not that you'll laugh with it but AT it. It also has Adam Ant (for those of you old enough to remember him) and an extremely young Sharon Stone in it so I guess at least casting was awake one day. I gave it an extra +1 because then it would be one up on 1997's Batman & Robin which may be THE WORST movie ever made.
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