5/10
Blast From The Past
25 February 2023
The internet was a much different place in 1996 when this video came out. No high speed access. Definitely no streaming yet. However there was an excitement about it and that's what 'Girls of the Internet' tried to tap into albeit unrealistically. After an overly silly attempt at selling the fantasy in the intro we get our first segment.

"Internet Cafe" sees Claudine Jennings hits her local computer spot dressed in jean shorts and a black top. She logs on and a guy asks to see her so she starts to strip "live over the internet". First go the shorts revealing her butt in black thong panties before she's completely naked dancing around. It's a good scene with high energy & a decent soundtrack. A long haired brunette, Claudine has the right look & attitude. Hot, confident, playful. There's a lot of close ups in my favorite scene hands down of the video (4.5 mins).

"Erotic Display" is a young lady (Chandra Coughlin) tired of studying decides to strip off her school uniform (white sweater, plaid skirt) in a library. She pretty & spends most of the scene naked except for her boots, but only at the end does an internet angle really get tied in (3.5 mins). "Cyber Spunk" is the loosely connected follow-up scene and a girl/girl fantasy (Chasey Lain & Courtney) with an odd setting. They're next to a jacuzzi with a bunch of TVs sitting around displaying people's faces however pornstar Chasey looks great getting the limelight (4.5 mins).

"Favorite Fantasy" is three Playmates (Rhonda Adams, Heidi Mark, Alesha Oreskovich) at the beach with plenty of good shots standing / in the sand / wet in a shower / in a hammock. Heidi breaks off alone at one point in a red bikini and strips in a tent shaking her ass and there's a succession of great close-up shots of her body (5.5 mins). A website featuring two models (Tess Hennessey, Pam Luu) is shown. "Meet Tess" has her picture get clicked on first. She's bent over in front of a computer showing off her behind. You hear her speak dressed in black lingerie that she strips from (2 mins). "Internet Pam" sees her in black lingerie as well and she's got a sweet voice and a nice petite Asian body, but the whole thing goes by quickly (1.5 mins).

"Fireside with You" is a forgettable chatroom (Paula Carvalho) conversation / real life meetup fantasy (4.5 mins). "Erotic Interface" is a lacking (Janet Tracy) office email strip (4 mins). "Interactive Game Fantasy" is a sad VR (Ashley Rhey) piece (4.5 mins). "Mr. Voyeur" is a lesson in bad production choices. A lady (b-movie star Gabriella Hall) contacts her male neighbor over the internet to get him to watch her strip. The problem? We watch her from a distance thru partially opened window blinds. Who's idea was this!? (4 mins). "A Tub for Two" is two friends (Jacqueline Lovell, Jenna Bare) trying on some lingerie then they hit the bathtub where the highlight is Jacqueline giving some great shots of her butt (5 mins).

'Girls of the Internet' comes off dated, but there's a few good scenes stuck between quite a few that miss the target. A trip to a coffee shop and the requisite beach number save it from feeling worse. A 46 min Playboy video (not counting a 6 min pointless montage at the end) stings given a lot of the content doesn't deliver too.
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