Review of Blood Pi

Blood Pi (2020)
4/10
Yep... Well, it's an ITN Distribution movie...
4 March 2023
And any time I see that logo at the start of a film, I know I'm in for a pretty garbage watch. Whether or not this deserved four stars is up for debate, but I just watched "Skinamarink" right beforehand and this, by comparison to that pretentious mess, was at least enjoyable.

The acting is garbage, it usually is in slashers anyway, but I watch them for the gore when it peaks my fancy. There's not much in the way of tits and ass but there's sure enough skimpy skank-factor on display. The schoolgirl outfit one of the girls wears to ACTUAL school is, generally, something you'd see on a stripper or Pornhub. If any of the girls I went to school back in the day with showed up in that uniform, they'd be sent home immediately for fear of a rape lawsuit.

All in all? It's trashy fun. No real complaints. Cheers.
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