The movie starts out with Samantha Stephens washing dishes and sculling wine when she's attacked by Ozone from "Breakin.'"
Witnessing her mother being murdered, Tabitha aerobicizes her way to a quick death and plummets to the ground.
But, like most Robert Z'Dar movies, people don't die in them when they get killed.
Just like Tabitha here, who's now in a sanitorium house run by Dr. Fletcher, who has the face of a man.
She's obviously the mother of Angela from "Sleepaway Camp." Is that Mr. Sheffield from "The Nanny?" Tabitha's attacked by a rabid plump woman, has lost her marbles, and can't recall where the warranty deeds are for the house from "Panic Room." (Everyone's after these papers in this movie.) Robert Darcy, I mean Z'Dar, is young in this.
He plays one of those headless policemen from Marilyn Manson's video about liking drugs, or something?
Two sheilas re-enact a Double Dragon brawl, and Z'Dar runs to the scene of the crime and uses vulgar language before dropping a Double Dragon knee himself into one of them and dragging her off to D block, which is run by the one with the man's face.
Tabitha's being attacked by Clark Gable, who's still insistent on finding these warranty deeds.
Well, that's a first. Ever seen a lady with four arms soaping up her naked body before? There she is, nearing the end of the 24-minute mark.
Well, you can tell by the way Dr. Fletcher uses her walk that she's a woman's man.
I'm at the 31-minute mark, but I really have to rewind this back to that shower scene with the lady who has four arms and the ensuing fight that breaks out not long after that.
Blondie takes on this mullet-wearing trucker thing who has the frame of a man as well.
The place is run more like a prison than a medical health facility.
This movie reminds me of Linda Blair's "Dead Sleep" for some reason. Don't ask me why.
"Hellhole" isn't exactly what I had in mind tonight. I was looking more for a karate-themed movie.
Or, something with the Sixth Street Bridge in it.
"Hellhole" makes anything Linda Blair made in a prison look PG-13, though.
There are some disturbing scenes in this movie, and if you hate needles as much as I do, steer clear of this one.
(I must say that the man lady doctor in this has immaculate teeth.) This disturbing scene in D block sees a human guinea pig inoculated twice in the neck in an attempt to exorcise her inner demons, but she's double dosed and dies as a result.
You know, it just occurred to me that in every movie Robert Z'Dar is in, he always plays a bad guy.
Tabitha winds up down in Freddy's basement, and the question that needs asking is when do we get to see her naked? She's got a killer body, and I've seen her in some other movie I can't quite put my finger on.
Surely you get to see her naked in "The Yum Yum Girls?"
Sadly, due to a bad migraine, I was unable to finalize my review of "Hellhole."
It's decent and takes a mega dump on any modern-day movie that's released today.
At least it's sensible, tells a story, and doesn't try to force political correctness down your throat or insert inclusivity or LGBTQ+ garbage onto you.
But, like most Robert Z'Dar movies, people don't die in them when they get killed.
Just like Tabitha here, who's now in a sanitorium house run by Dr. Fletcher, who has the face of a man.
She's obviously the mother of Angela from "Sleepaway Camp." Is that Mr. Sheffield from "The Nanny?" Tabitha's attacked by a rabid plump woman, has lost her marbles, and can't recall where the warranty deeds are for the house from "Panic Room." (Everyone's after these papers in this movie.) Robert Darcy, I mean Z'Dar, is young in this.
He plays one of those headless policemen from Marilyn Manson's video about liking drugs, or something?
Two sheilas re-enact a Double Dragon brawl, and Z'Dar runs to the scene of the crime and uses vulgar language before dropping a Double Dragon knee himself into one of them and dragging her off to D block, which is run by the one with the man's face.
Tabitha's being attacked by Clark Gable, who's still insistent on finding these warranty deeds.
Well, that's a first. Ever seen a lady with four arms soaping up her naked body before? There she is, nearing the end of the 24-minute mark.
Well, you can tell by the way Dr. Fletcher uses her walk that she's a woman's man.
I'm at the 31-minute mark, but I really have to rewind this back to that shower scene with the lady who has four arms and the ensuing fight that breaks out not long after that.
Blondie takes on this mullet-wearing trucker thing who has the frame of a man as well.
The place is run more like a prison than a medical health facility.
This movie reminds me of Linda Blair's "Dead Sleep" for some reason. Don't ask me why.
"Hellhole" isn't exactly what I had in mind tonight. I was looking more for a karate-themed movie.
Or, something with the Sixth Street Bridge in it.
"Hellhole" makes anything Linda Blair made in a prison look PG-13, though.
There are some disturbing scenes in this movie, and if you hate needles as much as I do, steer clear of this one.
(I must say that the man lady doctor in this has immaculate teeth.) This disturbing scene in D block sees a human guinea pig inoculated twice in the neck in an attempt to exorcise her inner demons, but she's double dosed and dies as a result.
You know, it just occurred to me that in every movie Robert Z'Dar is in, he always plays a bad guy.
Tabitha winds up down in Freddy's basement, and the question that needs asking is when do we get to see her naked? She's got a killer body, and I've seen her in some other movie I can't quite put my finger on.
Surely you get to see her naked in "The Yum Yum Girls?"
Sadly, due to a bad migraine, I was unable to finalize my review of "Hellhole."
It's decent and takes a mega dump on any modern-day movie that's released today.
At least it's sensible, tells a story, and doesn't try to force political correctness down your throat or insert inclusivity or LGBTQ+ garbage onto you.