2/10
Possibly the worst film I've ever seen
22 April 2023
A lot of cheap genre films are in the "so bad it's good" camp. This isn't.

It would be possible to make a good low budget zombie horror film, purely based on a title like this, and yet here the makers have failed enormously.

1. The acting is beyond atrocious. Not "cheesy bad", just bad.

2. Characterisation is literally nonexistent. I defy you to tell the two male leads apart.

3. If you want a proper movie goof, look out for the MG3 machine gun apparently working with its ammo belt in back to front.

4. The big one: the 'bait and switch' act of the title. I recently reviewed 'Nude Nuns With Big Guns'. It's an interesting comparison, as that couldn't have been a lot better, given the limitations of its budget and subject matter; this film couldn't have done much worse.

Crucially 'Nude Nuns...' delivered on its title. '...Lederhosen Zombies' features precisely zero Lederhosen zombies, it's merely a zombie flick set in a ski resort.

Being a middle-aged lecher, I had visions of buxom ladies dressed in the 'Oktoberfest style', albeit in some stage of decomposition, and the film cheated me. This alone damns it.

2/10, purely because there were moments of the usual humour, and an MG3, which even incorrectly loaded, is a sub-zero-cool gun.
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