Review of Neighbours

. . . are among the most violent ilk of alleged human beings that has ever existed on Planet Earth. Therefore, no one has ever been surprised by the scene in NEIGHBORS--note the corrected spelling--in which one of the warring parties drop-kicks the other's baby way off-camera. After all, these pernicious bottom-of-the-barrel dregs are infamous for skinning baby seals alive next to their wailing mothers. Even the National Film Board of this Region of Rejects recognizes these sorry Truths, backing NEIGHBORS as its warning to the world that Canadians are liable to kill at the drop of their three-cornered hats. That is why no Americans in their right minds ever set foot in Canada, with most of us aggrieved that our so-called government has yet to build a 40-feet-wide, 80-foot-high razor-wire-topped sheer-sided permanently refrigerated ice wall to protect us from this Danger to Our North.