The Hyperions (2022)
2/10
Why is this rated R?
26 May 2023
Ive seen pg rated movies with more violence, profanity and sexual references. This should be rated g if it wasnt for all the pointless language.

The entire film is incredibly lackluster. I checked the play time after what felt like over an hour and it was only 38 minutes into the film.

Carry Elwes. Was the only slightly decent thing in the entire film.

The score was just awful and came in and out at the most random times.

The action sequences looked like there was very little effort put in. Ive seen 12 year olds make better action videos for youtube on a single sunday afternoon.

The story was incredibly predictable and lacked substance.

The comedy was very little and spread out, barely noticeable and mostly cringy. It felt like it was made for very small kids but was drawn out to fill a run time.
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