Erotic or not, I never liked vampire stories, and will probably never like them.
Ten minutes into the movie, I started drowsing, and fast-forwarded the rest within forty minutes. The music is terrible. The overall pace is excruciatingly slow. And even the parts that are supposed to be erotic aren't that erotic from a 2023 point-of-view.
Several weeks ago I came upon a paper that found that people stopped writing vampire stories after 2015 (if you're comfortable reading NLP literature, go Google "addressing documentation debt in machine learning research"). And now I'm really happy for that. Because vampires are just BORING.
Ten minutes into the movie, I started drowsing, and fast-forwarded the rest within forty minutes. The music is terrible. The overall pace is excruciatingly slow. And even the parts that are supposed to be erotic aren't that erotic from a 2023 point-of-view.
Several weeks ago I came upon a paper that found that people stopped writing vampire stories after 2015 (if you're comfortable reading NLP literature, go Google "addressing documentation debt in machine learning research"). And now I'm really happy for that. Because vampires are just BORING.