...Because this movie was just ludicrous.
Sure, I wasn't harboring much of any hopes when I sat down to watch this 1977 Italian exploitation movie here in 2023. I had actually never heard about it before I stumbled upon it. And with it being a movie that I had never seen, nor heard about, of course I opted to check it out.
And I just wasted 49 minutes of my time on this rubbish. Yeah, I managed to endure a staggering 49 minutes out of the 96 minute runtime that the movie had. I just couldn't take any more of the boredom and the pointlessness that was supposed to pass as the storyline in "L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich".
I am struggling to figure out just what possibly came over writers Cesare Canevari and Antonio Lucarella to come up with such a ridiculous script for a movie. I found no entertainment in the dumpster fire that is "L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich". And believe you me, when I say that I have zero intentions of returning to attempt to finish watching the movie. I just don't care about the story, nor of the characters.
Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, as I have had very limited exposure to the 1970s cinema.
Something that worked in favor of the movie, and yeah there was actually something, was the costumes, the props and the sets. It looked pretty authentic and had that German vibe to it from World War II. But without a properly interesting storyline, it just hardly did make much of any difference.
And one thing that really was an anchor around the movie's feet, was the language. Sure, I get that it was filmed in Italy and Italian produced, but it just was so laughably stupid that they had German soldiers speaking in Italian. Zero credibility to the movie right there.
"L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich" is a lewd and bizarre movie, and that is perhaps why it failed to entertain me.
My rating of director Cesare Canevari's 1977 movie "L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich" lands on a two out of ten stars. Definitely not my cup of tea in terms of proper entertainment.
Sure, I wasn't harboring much of any hopes when I sat down to watch this 1977 Italian exploitation movie here in 2023. I had actually never heard about it before I stumbled upon it. And with it being a movie that I had never seen, nor heard about, of course I opted to check it out.
And I just wasted 49 minutes of my time on this rubbish. Yeah, I managed to endure a staggering 49 minutes out of the 96 minute runtime that the movie had. I just couldn't take any more of the boredom and the pointlessness that was supposed to pass as the storyline in "L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich".
I am struggling to figure out just what possibly came over writers Cesare Canevari and Antonio Lucarella to come up with such a ridiculous script for a movie. I found no entertainment in the dumpster fire that is "L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich". And believe you me, when I say that I have zero intentions of returning to attempt to finish watching the movie. I just don't care about the story, nor of the characters.
Needless to say that I wasn't familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, as I have had very limited exposure to the 1970s cinema.
Something that worked in favor of the movie, and yeah there was actually something, was the costumes, the props and the sets. It looked pretty authentic and had that German vibe to it from World War II. But without a properly interesting storyline, it just hardly did make much of any difference.
And one thing that really was an anchor around the movie's feet, was the language. Sure, I get that it was filmed in Italy and Italian produced, but it just was so laughably stupid that they had German soldiers speaking in Italian. Zero credibility to the movie right there.
"L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich" is a lewd and bizarre movie, and that is perhaps why it failed to entertain me.
My rating of director Cesare Canevari's 1977 movie "L'ultima Orgia Del III Reich" lands on a two out of ten stars. Definitely not my cup of tea in terms of proper entertainment.