2/10
Last disappointment of the demeter
17 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Let's summarize this quickly: CGI garbage. This film has: cgi backgrounds, cgi vampires, cgi fog, cgi flames, cgi vampires. And it looks like a video game cut scene.

Last voyage of the demeter was done better in the BBC mini series Dracula. This trash has a cgi Dracula looking like a reject from the disney gargoyles series attacking sailors in what is a cheap copy of alien at sea in the 1890s. But with no originality or tension.

Over 2 hours the plodding boredom makes this the cinema equivalent nyquil. A mind numbing slog. The actors stand out like they are pasted over the terrible cgi horizon. The cramped sailing ship is now a 4 story fortress at sea with 10 foot ceilings.

Dracula is a cgi joke. Chatacterless, under developed, not threatening. An emaciated bat. Pathetic on screen. The gore is muted and underwhelming. The story is dull, full of plot holes, bland and uninspired.

Anyone who likes this has no taste in horror. 80s horror fans will be disappointed the wasted their money. Even in a Walmart bargain bin this isn't worth $4.99. I wish I could get my money back.

Don't waste your time on this trash. Don't waste your money. There is nothing to recommend. Like Dracula at a fresh neck...this sucks hard.
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