Review of V/H/S/99

V/H/S/99 (2022)
3/10
Forgive me Father, for I have cringed!
18 September 2023
Please, stop it! Stop making more V/H/S films! The quality is so low now that I'm starting to forget why I loved this franchise in the first place. Do that, or hire better directors, screenwriters, actors, special effects specialists, costume designers, editors and sound engineers. That's all there is to it! Then maybe, maybe the end result won't be like a bad porn movie without sex scenes.

Oh, and while you are at it, please, I beg you, stop this undignified, despicable joking that makes it impossible to take the film seriously. It really doesn't suit it. We came here to be scared, not to sit in our chairs looking at our watches in utter embarrassment!
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