. . . beside our porch near our front yard. Today we had three. At this rate, there will be more than 11,000 head devouring every living thing on our property by Christmas. In Finland, deer are lumped into the vermin category, along with roaches and rats. As depicted recently in the Finnish film S-I-S-U, deer are dispatched with extreme prejudice on the spot where they're initially spied. Red-nosed deer are regarded as particularly dangerous pathogens, as these glowing nozzles are a dead-giveaway that they're become active Super Spreaders of Lyme Disease, polio and mumps. The worst of the brightest bulbs often prove to be rabid mouth-foaming misfits.
Review of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
