Review of The Yummy Gummy Search for Santa

This movie is horrible. Really. Avoid it. I would rather get tortured in a North Vietnamese prisoner camp than go through this again. The animation is god awful, so bad I considered calling a priest to pour holy water over my eyes after watching this video. My family now keeps me away from any high areas, as I can't stop myself from trying to jump off them. It's been 2 months now, and I'm thankfully cured from this urge, but I get it every now and again. I'm serious. The animation is horrible. The lizard looks like he injected heroin before every scene. There is no plot, only doing. Santa looks like he's serving 4 years in a county jail for trying to "have fun" with a child. The dialogue is god awful. It sounds it was made by someone while they were jerking off. The alien looks like he was drawn by a drunk toddler. To whoever made this: please give a free bottle of bleach to anyone who had the misfortune of watching this. Please avoid.