Review of Where the Wild Things Are

. . . on presenting a sure-fire formula for raising kids to become serial assault artists and active shooters. When parents constantly undercut themselves by weaseling out on even the most mild, milquetoast promised punishments for the incorrigible wrong-headed juvenile delinquents lingering under their roofs, they become part of the problem rather than the solution. When the inevitable consequences of their parental malpractice results in the liquidation of their little monsters' peers, they deserve double the sentences meted out to their abominations, as is happening right now in Oxford, MI. Unfortunately, it's too late to correct the shortcomings there from out-of-control miscreants doubtless exposed to WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, with it's "You get to have supper after all" decadent finale.