All right guys, I literally never do this... in fact, I have NEVER done this... but I absolutely hated this movie (and I did not feel this way about the first two)
Not even 10 minutes in and it was so wildly cringe I wanted to erase it from the face of the earth, let alone just my tv screen. It was this weird mix of a wannabe Mel Brooks movie, a soft core and an awful Troma movie. Honestly, it was just all around irritating with it's incessant yelling and melodrama.
The script was bad. The acting was bad. The concept was tired and silly. I thought that the warden did good as the doctor in the first movie, but this was just... insufferable. His delivery was... well, out of this world... quite literally. It was like an alien trying to poorly imitate the human inflection. It got to the point where it was almost incomprehensible.
Everything they were attempting to do with this movie stylistically was apparent... I understood the schtick and the vibe, but it was wildly unsuccessful. To be quite honest, to date, this is the worst movie I've seen. Again, I've literally never said that. The only good part about this was inmate 297 just cause he was kinda hot lol
Also, as a side note, there's nothing cool about superfluously throwing around the n word for no apparent reason either.
The only reason I finished this movie was because I think it's unfair to write a review on a movie that you didn't complete... but dang...and the fact that I had to sit through this for almost 2 hours is an actual crime. All I can say is I hope they enjoyed the process and had fun on set. 1.5 rounding up to a 2 because... it was literally a completed film. That's it. Would not recommend.
Not even 10 minutes in and it was so wildly cringe I wanted to erase it from the face of the earth, let alone just my tv screen. It was this weird mix of a wannabe Mel Brooks movie, a soft core and an awful Troma movie. Honestly, it was just all around irritating with it's incessant yelling and melodrama.
The script was bad. The acting was bad. The concept was tired and silly. I thought that the warden did good as the doctor in the first movie, but this was just... insufferable. His delivery was... well, out of this world... quite literally. It was like an alien trying to poorly imitate the human inflection. It got to the point where it was almost incomprehensible.
Everything they were attempting to do with this movie stylistically was apparent... I understood the schtick and the vibe, but it was wildly unsuccessful. To be quite honest, to date, this is the worst movie I've seen. Again, I've literally never said that. The only good part about this was inmate 297 just cause he was kinda hot lol
Also, as a side note, there's nothing cool about superfluously throwing around the n word for no apparent reason either.
The only reason I finished this movie was because I think it's unfair to write a review on a movie that you didn't complete... but dang...and the fact that I had to sit through this for almost 2 hours is an actual crime. All I can say is I hope they enjoyed the process and had fun on set. 1.5 rounding up to a 2 because... it was literally a completed film. That's it. Would not recommend.