Why did it seem like I was watching two movies smashed into one, or one movie and one TV show, as it seems part of it is filmed and the other half is videotaped, a very uncomfortable and unprofessional movie viewing experience. Some chilling visuals at the beginning ends quickly in the days following Vlad's death and resurrection as a creature of the night and the sudden arrival in modern day, and it's obvious that a vapid comedy is about to follow.
Basically the characters that nobody's going to care about being quickly dispatched or even care about spending 90 minutes with aren't worth viewing because this is the result of poor everything. A poor script, rotten directing, insanely stinky acting, painful sound quality and truly dull looking photography. This could fade into dust like Dracula in the first shot of sunlight and nobody outside the people involved would care.
Basically the characters that nobody's going to care about being quickly dispatched or even care about spending 90 minutes with aren't worth viewing because this is the result of poor everything. A poor script, rotten directing, insanely stinky acting, painful sound quality and truly dull looking photography. This could fade into dust like Dracula in the first shot of sunlight and nobody outside the people involved would care.