What if Greta thunberg wrote the Meg? A question no one would ever think to ask. But that's the gist of this movie.
High handed ecological brow beating over and over. Then there's a demon shark.
What should have been a fun shark movie, action packed as a family struggles to survive turns into a brooding snore fest that had my wife out cold in 20 min.
Characters endlessly whine, place blame and go on long "we are destroying the planet...and she wants revenge" rants. The writing is a Greenpeace on lsd wet dream. To simplify, the movie sucks harder then a Dyson.
Watch nothing, stare at a blank wall, or sandpaper your eyeballs in slow motion. Any of that is more entertaining than the black demon.
High handed ecological brow beating over and over. Then there's a demon shark.
What should have been a fun shark movie, action packed as a family struggles to survive turns into a brooding snore fest that had my wife out cold in 20 min.
Characters endlessly whine, place blame and go on long "we are destroying the planet...and she wants revenge" rants. The writing is a Greenpeace on lsd wet dream. To simplify, the movie sucks harder then a Dyson.
Watch nothing, stare at a blank wall, or sandpaper your eyeballs in slow motion. Any of that is more entertaining than the black demon.