There isn't much to this....ah...movie - is that what you call this?!! Really??!!!! Well, there isn't much to this, there is even less to the (ahem!) 'acting' and much less to say about the screenplay. The script isn't even worth mentioning, as there isn't one! To be fair to the performers, I pity these two actors - they may well have thought they were signing up for something interesting. They were horribly misled. A greater waste of time and money I don't think I have ever seen. What irritates me more is that there are screenwriters out there that deserve their work to be produced over this crap.