So I was scrolling through Tubi and I came across this jewel of a movie. Unfortunately, the jewel is a cubic zirconia. Awkward nude sunbathing and showering scenes (though the view is quite nice), and an even more awkward masturbation scene. The scenery goes from lush green to prehistoric brown between shots, the CGI is horrible, the acting is horrible, and the dialogue (the little that there is) is just bad. And the dinosaur kills are laughable. Laugh out loud laughable. I don't know if this movie was meant to be taken seriously, or if it was meant to be taken as a joke. If it's the latter, mission accomplished. Someone call up MST3K quick!
Review of Prehistoric Predators
