It should be impossible to find something new for this fifth iteration of Sharknado. But they did it.
Have they no shame (Written by Scott Mullen)? It is one thing to be campy. But they mock too many adventure programs with a straight face. You must be well movie versed to get most of the jokes. There is barely enough room for a story. But who cares?
This is so action-packed that there is no time to enjoy the joke before the next one starts.
Lots of old friends and some new ones. Wait, is that is that María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza (Charo)? The "cuchi-cuchi" girl. Unbelievable. She does a Royal performance.
Look closely there are billions and billions of actors.
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white ... You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe Scarlet billows start to spread...
Great Scott, this is just a prequel to Sharknado 6. And so on.
Have they no shame (Written by Scott Mullen)? It is one thing to be campy. But they mock too many adventure programs with a straight face. You must be well movie versed to get most of the jokes. There is barely enough room for a story. But who cares?
This is so action-packed that there is no time to enjoy the joke before the next one starts.
Lots of old friends and some new ones. Wait, is that is that María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Baeza (Charo)? The "cuchi-cuchi" girl. Unbelievable. She does a Royal performance.
Look closely there are billions and billions of actors.
Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear And it shows them pearly white ... You know when that shark bites with his teeth, babe Scarlet billows start to spread...
Great Scott, this is just a prequel to Sharknado 6. And so on.