5/10
Tropetastic!
25 February 2024
This movie is so full of tropes it's hard to get engaged:

  • mysterious character with no memory of badass past mixed with manic pixie dream girl.


  • kindly older father figure played by well-known character actor guiding said character.


  • committee-pleasing diverse gang of characters so underdeveloped nobody remembers their names or what happened to them.


  • rich city in the sky that the folk below aspire to.


  • mass garbage dumps.


  • talk of a catastrophic event long ago which ruined the planet.


  • cyborgs with human heads (very Robocop-aesthetic).


  • bad guys who maniacally laugh while hunting their prey.


  • Murderball variant.


  • mysterious 'Big Bad' who eventually reveals his face to be...a famous actor.


Then there's the substandard dialogue, phoned-in acting, messy uninvolving plot and flat CGI (even in 3D, that world just looked flat...like a background matte painting). The much-vaunted Alita-character CGI was too uncanny valley, looking less like a cyborg in real life and more like a Final Fantasy character in a cut-scene.

To add insult to injury, there's no ending. It just ends in the middle of the story...presuming itself to offer a sequel. Risky game to play...tho' it may still come. But will there be interest in it several years later?

I still score an ok 5/10 as despite all these flaws it was fairly watchable, some action was decent. Nothing was really outright poor. It's comparable to Mortal Engines: very similar quality & feel (even sharing the garbage dump trope), tho' Mortal Engines scores slightly higher by its interesting roaming-cities designs.

I can't really recommend Alita. It even lacks the bite & originality of japanese anime so I'm not sure who the audience for this is supposed to be.
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