1/10
conflicted on the score
29 February 2024
HEY EVERYBODY ITS ME (4).... and today we review ...."garbage has a name, its joey"

"meet the hollowheads " is a classic film about the 80's in the future ....mimicking sci fi films of the past ???

So here we get way too much of juliette lewis being the 80's ....in to many montages in between scenes of a young man being influenced by an obviously terrible "friend" who literally uses full ticks from the human headed mutant dog beast to splatter the walls and toys with blood ? ..... yea ..."boys will be boys " i guess .... all this while the family is just trying to get ready for the dads new bosses arrival for dinner ....

speaking of the boss ....the film apparently REALLY drives home the villain arch with him ...he beats up a kid ...then pervs on a 14 year old girl .... but THEN grandpa pervs on the 14 year old girl during some freaky food fetish thing going on .... while the boss pervs on the guys wife , while the guy explains how tubes erupt with fluids from pressure from friction .... and dont forget the literal p3nis monster that the wife cooks and eats ....so just tons of pervy pervs perving ....whos the villain again ? ....

imagine if the jetsons ....did a lot of drugs ..i mean ALOT ...like ..all of the drugs ...then became obsessed with toilet plumbing as the entire planet is literally plumbing and plumbing accessories.... you dont really know what to love or hate about this movie ... its one of those film you wacthed on late night channels like tnt monster vision or up all night with rhonda sheer etc and then never knew what it was called but see it again 20 years later and yell at the TV like you won a million dollars "THATS IT !!!!THATS THE MOVIE IVE TOLD EVERYONE ABOUT MY WHOLE LIFE !!!!" ... but everyone thought you were on the drugs because trying to explain it is like telling people about a bad trip .... from the TERRIBLE music trying to be futuristic .... with a chicken bagpipe tuba key board ..... yea ...to the mom from goonies this film is just one giant "what" after another ..... its VERY nostalgic in the style of national lampoon films / peewees big adventure etc only ...it lacks the superstar presents of main character those types of films tended to have ....

do you love it ?

Do you hate it ?

Do you even honestly know .... technical things, the camera work is shoddy , the music is bad ...the acting is on purpose over done ....and FX are great (but the writer /director , this being his only film HAS only done SFX his entire life) the plot is ????? And by the end of the film youll ask ...why did i watch this ....everything about the film almost is bad ....but yet there is a stupid charm to it .....

score ? .... jeez, personally i would say 2/10 ..... for the technical reasons alone ... but the horrid music (i love some 80's) -1 ....and no substance in story ....-1 ....lol... 0/10 BUT .....its one of those dumb films so weird .....so out there you have to check it out and youll end up getting a copy ....so even if its a misfire ....it seems to hit the mark .... im very confused lol.
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