8/10
The real Iron Man. 3.
2 May 2024
I was never attracted to the Superman and Batman movies prior. They left me cold. Iron Man was not just my first encounter with Marvel but my first real enjoyment of any Superhero movie. I missed watching the first Avengers movie that predates Iron Man 3, admittedly, because I don't get the concept of teams. Yup, so Iron Man 3 was my first love. Having said that, this is not the real Iron Man. Iron Man has armour. That armour has a purpose. The real Iron Man would be A LOT nosier. He would like to know who he is working for, for a starter ? Who is the Pentagon ? Don't just listen to their marketing. You have an armour, Iron Man! Find out who they are! Sneak in! Like those ancient animals called 'Trilobites'! In all fossils, you can see them stretch their necks. They died stretching their necks because they were SO curious. That's who the real Iron Man would be, because that's the real reason why he has that armour. Had he done that, he would have found out that California was trying to cut social benefits, in spite of taxing the mick out of Californians for decades. And in spite of 1600s' Francis Drake offloading tons of Peruvian gold there. These days better known as CalPers (still loaded, more loaded than ever). And Cal's police just watch those benefits disappear. After all, they are on the public payroll. What could possibly go wrong in that system ? That would upset the real Iron Man, after he found out about that. Seriously, imprison all of California's oblivious cops. You can't always quite tell whether cops are dead inside. In general. That has to do with the Saxon spirit. Cops often have that originally British spirit. Sometimes that spirit plays dead, and comes back. The real Iron Man would have figured all that out. Because he has armour. Imprison all those people, seriously.
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