Lady and the Tramp (1955)

Stan Freberg: Beaver

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Quotes 

• Beaver : [struggling with a log]  Ah-ah-ah, busy sonny, busy! Gotta slide this sycamore to the - ung - swamp!

  Tramp : But this'll only take a second of your time...

  Beaver : Only a second! Listen, listen sonny, you realize every second, seventy centimeters of water is wasted over that spillway?

  Tramp : Yeah, but...

  Beaver : Gotta get this log movin', sonny, gotta get it movin'! T'ain't the cuttin' take's the time, it's the doggone haulin'!

  Tramp : [looking from the leash to a branch on the log]  The hauling! Exactly! Now, what you need is...

  Beaver : [chewing through part of the log]  Better bisect this section here...

  Tramp : What you need is a log puller.

  [yelling] 

  Tramp : I SAID A LOG PULLER!

  Beaver : I ain't deef, sonny. There's no need to... Did you say log puller?

  Tramp : [like a salesman]  Haha, and by lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-fail little giant log puller. The busy beaver's friend!

  Beaver : You don't say!

  Tramp : Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip or ravel. Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time sixty-six percent!

  Beaver : Sixty-six percent, eh? Figure that! Well, how's it work?

  Tramp : [demonstrating]  Why, it's no work at all! You merely slip this ring over the limb like this, and haul it off!

  Beaver : Uh, say, d'you mind if I slip it on for size?

  Tramp : Help yourself, friend, help yourself!

  Beaver : Okay! Hehe. Don't mind if I do! Uh... how'd'ya get the carn-starnded thing off, sonny?

  Tramp : Glad you brought that up, friend, glad you brought that up! To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth...

  Beaver : Like this?

  Tramp : Kee-rect, friend. Now bite HARD!

  [beaver bites the muzzle off] 

  Tramp : You see?

  Lady : It's off!

  Beaver : Say, that *is* simple!

• Tramp : [preparing to leave]  Well, friend, we'll be on our way now, so...

  Beaver : Uh-uh-uh! Not so fast, sonny.

  [puts on the muzzle] 

  Beaver : I'll have to make certain it's satisfactory before we settle on a price.

  Tramp : Oh, no. It's all yours, friend. You can keep it.

  Beaver : I can, eh?

  [excitedly] 

  Beaver : I can?

  Lady : Uh-huh. It's a free sample.

  Beaver : [very pleased]  Well, thanks a lot. Thanks ever so...

  [he slips and falls, dragging the log along; they land in the pond, where the log fits neatly over the dam spillway] 

  Beaver : [proudly]  Say! It works swell!