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5/10
Late 70s Early 80s Mores on Parade
aramis-112-80488015 December 2016
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In these days when nearly every actress of note routinely strips off for nude scenes it's difficult to express the excitement of high school boys for "Drive-in Movies" where one got a flash of this or that or both on a REALLY BIG SCREEN.

The girls here must be legal (some look it) so they'll be a few years older than I was. When I first saw this flick only a few years after it was made I thought only one of the girls was cute; now I think they're all just adorable and wonder where they're flipping burgers today.

Story (and this shows its age and how it could never be greenlighted in the prudish 21st century): a bevy of gals just out of high school go on a summer road trip, and slowly reveal the secret shame that they're all virgins. Ashamed of going to college in the fall with that on their conscience, they decide to have a contest to see who can lose their virginity in the most interesting fashion.

So while the nubile young actresses all stalk their prey and wind up getting laid one-by-one, the other girls watch in hiding and then flash numbers over their heads like Olympics diving judges used to.

And they have to do it all (literally) while avoiding the evil eye of the teacher who came with them. Until they decide they must find a fellow for her, too.

Great fun if you're drunk. By today's standards the girls don't appear like much but, perhaps because I cut my own teeth then, I like that late 70s look. None of the giggly young actresses ever got nominated for the Oscar, but apart from the "comic" role of Lynn Hastings ("Cheerleaders Beach Party") with her phony French accent, none of them are absolutely annoying.

One complaint, the film looks awfully dark, physically. This is not age. It was dark when I saw it. Perhaps this is because it was made in the last gasp of drive-in movies where anyone driving down the road could see it, or because it was meant to be shown at night no huge (decaying) screens. Or maybe it's just cheap, cheap, cheap (I plump for the latter).

A real time capsule of a movie, in a time when movies didn't have to say anything or have a subtext. At a time when women felt freer about their bodies (and did Trump talk about men), until the shackles of the 21st century neo-Victorians who require men and women to sign contracts before they have sex or it's rape. Tie one on and enjoy a blast from the past.
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4/10
Shark sex scene
BandSAboutMovies21 August 2022
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Director Alex E. Goitein made two movies: this one and Cheerleaders Beach Party. Well, he knew what worked for him, you know? Writers William Shears and Wylie White only wrote this one movie. And that was it - a small space in history when these three men came together and made a softcore sex comedy and Cannon got it into drive-ins and grindhouses.

Just like Cannon's Slumber Party '57, this movie is all about girls losing their virginity. Except in this movie, Kippy, Sarah (Nina Carson), Michelle, Peaches (Gloria Upson, also in Goitein's other film) and Alison (Stephanie Lawlor, Hot T-Shirts) do it over a two-week bicycle vacation. One of the men they meet, Vintner, is played by Richard Young, the man who gave Indiana Jones his fedora in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Molly Malone, using the name Joan Summer, did plenty of adult (and, again, the other film Goitein directed). And Mary Mendum, often using the stage name Rebecca Brooke, did tons of adult including several movies for Joe Sarno.

There's a shark named Hustler, a game show where sex happens and a haunted house. I have no idea why Vinegar Syndrome hasn't released this in a multiple slipcase blu ray set yet.
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One Very Strange Movie
lazarillo1 October 2004
Five girls on a bicycle trip following their high school graduation discover that they are all virgins (highly improbable in the 1977 I remember). Encouraged by their slutty chaperone they do what any five innocent virgins would do--they make a bet to see who can "lose it" in the most creative way. This makes for one very strange movie. One girl does it with a muscular shark wrangler in a shark tank (don't try this at home, kids). She's obviously never heard of a hymen or that sharks are attracted by blood, but fortunately for her the film's budget doesn't allow for the single shark to actually occupy the same shot as the copulating couple. Another girl has a CB radio on her bike (?!)--obviously, the filmmakers had seen "Smokey and the Bandit" as well as "Jaws"--which allows her to get it on with a horny trucker, who during the entire movie never seems to actually pass the girls on bicycles. Another girl is picked up by a tough-looking biker, only to discover too late that "he" is a lesbian. The girls than discuss whether she's really lost her virginity in the "existentialist" sense. Then there's the "French" exchange student who sports the worst accent this side of Pepe Le Pew.

This is certainly not a good movie. The acting is atrocious. The post-synch dubbing is on par with a Godzilla movie, the music is execrable and includes (shudder) one girl playing original compositions on a guitar, and for "virgins" these girls sure spout an endless stream of sexual jokes and double entendres. The handle of the girl with the CB radio, for instance, is "Eager Beaver" (insert groan here). If you're looking for graphic sex there really isn't much, and the perverts must have been really p***ed off because the movie doesn't come anywhere near an actual high school. Still, there's something kind of refreshing about these 70's drive-in sexploitation movies. They felt no need to have the heroes find true love after they satiated the audience's lust for cheap sex and they didn't try to hide their leering sleaziness in a sensitive "coming-of-age" wrapper. And besides, if nothing else, this one is certainly original.
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1/10
This is one of the worst films ever made!
Brinke22 October 2002
It's so damn bad, I know this is a film that couldn't be made today. "Cherry Hill High" makes "Plan Nine From Outer Space" look like a major cinematic achievement! I wish there was something positive to report about this movie, but I can't think of one. Zero stars.
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1/10
Exceedingly Boring
Uriah436 August 2021
This film essentially begins with five young high school seniors on a 2-week bicycle tour through the countryside making a bet to see which one of them can lose their virginity in the most original way. To that end, one of their teachers by the name of "Miss Woodruff" (Linda McInerney) volunteers to help them in that endeavor and act as a type of mentor on their behalf. What follows is a series of scenes in which each of these five young women--along with Miss Woodruff--engage in sex with various males they meet throughout the course of their bicycle trip. Now rather than reveal any more I will just say that this was a rather typical drive-in movie which, for reasons of simple economics, found a niche during this particular time in history. Most of these films weren't that good and this is one is certainly no exception as it has among its many faults bad acting, awful music, boring scripts and hardly any humor to speak of. It does, however, have a couple of attractive actresses with Stephanie Lawlor (as "Alison True") and the aforementioned Linda McInerney being the best in my opinion. Not that it really mattered as none of them could possibly offset the obvious faults mentioned earlier and for that reason I have rated this film accordingly.
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6/10
Nevermind "Rhonda", this is not a bad soft-core opus at all
jdesmondi31 March 2005
Either "Rhonda" never saw this film, or did not see all of it. In any event, her comments are worthless as they give no explanation for what was so bad about this one.

I saw this on cable a few years back and remember it well. No, it is not a comic masterpiece. What it is, quite simply, is a very well photographed and effectively erotic soft core film with heavy lesbian action. That said, many of you will either take pains to seek this late 70's special on DVD/Video or avoid it like the plague.

In either case, I am giving this 6 stars out of 10 because it delivers on its premise well...something most "erotic" films frequently fail to do. In terms of both acting (acceptable), production values (above average)and direction (also above average), Cherry Hill High earns more than a passing grade!
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8/10
Not bad for a drive-in movie from the 1970's
Woody7393 June 2013
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Actually all of the reviewers that say that the girls "make a bet to see who can "lose it" in the most creative way." are technically wrong. They actually make a bet to lose it in the most ORIGINAL way. This is a clue to the resolution of the film, when one of the girls falls in love with the son of a rich man who owns a boat. As their teacher explains at the end, she fell in love, which is the 'original' way to lose it.

Overall it is not that bad of a drive-in type movie from the 1970's. Actually one of the sexiest scenes is when the teach says that they girls can sleep in the field of a farmer. She then gets is on with the farmer. Interestingly enough, a stunt double was used for the teacher for the sex scene. You can tell this as her face is visible in the first part of the scene, but once they get into it, her face is never scene again.
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6/10
Last Movie of " Rebecca mendum" .. RIP.
afterdarkpak11 December 2020
Its typical erotic movie of late 70s but its not softcore one because the sex n nude scenes are not that good.

i only watched this movie because of rebecca mendum. she has a very little role in this movie. she was the goddess of 70s , just like shannon tweed in 90s.

no idea why she left the movie industry , maybe she dont wanna do anymore such movies (sex ones). she did 2 hardcore movies, i guess after that she felt really bad about it , and end her career in movie industry.
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Typical drive-in fare!
cfc_can21 November 2002
Despite the title and the cover ad, this is not a porn film. It's basically an ordinary sex comedy which was a few years ahead of it's time but deserves no more than an R. The plot is built around a group of teenage girls who make a pledge to lose their virginity in the most creative ways possible. You would think that this would make for an interesting premise but the production values are so low and the performances so amateurish, that interest quickly fades. Despite the concept, there is limited skin. The film makers seem to be trying for an anything-goes movie as they end up throwing in a sex scene in a shark tank (featuring the fakest looking shark you'll ever see!) an alien spaceship and a Let's Make a Deal take-off. The end result is an easily forgettable sex farce that doesn't really succeed in any department.
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