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I'll give it this. This movie's different, a funny adult version of Desperate Hours, Key Largo, etc, without guns. Even judging by the bawdy cover, you know you're in for a different kind of feature. This movie has a lot of saucy scenes. It's not the baroness I found sexy, it's Alice, her sexually starved maid, who privately masturbates with utensils, etc. She's been an object of employee abuse for years, and now it's time to teach the stuck up, prim and proper baroness the error of her ways, when two shady guys pay her a visit. One guy's the maid's brother, short, blind, and a gifted accordian player, would you believe. His associate, Mr Finch, is soon ruling the roost, and re educating our wrongful baroness, and it isn't long before she's on all fours, disgraced, humiliated, performing sexual acts, (need I mention what) for the distinguished and menacing Mr Finch, a familiar face from a lot of other movies. One humiliating scene in particular, will make you hold off eating kidneys for a while, if forever. There's a continuance of sex acts between the four, including lesbianism, that take up a bit of screen time. There's even one scene in the kitchen, with the maid complementing the baroness as she holds the ladder for her, while she peruses for the flour or something on a towering shelf. Her words are exactly "You know, you're not badly stacked". Again Alice is my favorite. One shot I love is a close up of Alice's lacey panties being yanked down by Mr Finch's hands. A couple of close up shots (one I can't mention, refer eight lines back) add nice touches to this different if bizarre and interesting flick. Meanwhile, everything's not well with the baron, who's off performing disgraceful and sexual acts of his own, with another beauty, (refer to the front cover) and he doesn't quite mind either, as he plays slave to his woman master who whips him, etc. Every guy's fantasy. One scene I can't even describe, is equally a turn on, as it is funny. The movie's funny as well, due to the interchange of some nifty tongue and cheek dialogue, between the men, as well as a lot of the blind man's actions, gestures, whatever. Look, this isn't a bad flick, it's different. May'be there wasn't enough potency in the story, or the flick was occupied by too much sex, not that I'm complaining. But something went amiss. But by the same token, to the sexual voyeur out there, for something different, don't let this one go amiss.

"Parties Fines" is a truly arousing French porn in which Brigitte Lahaie plays a Baroness who,while her husband is out playing his games,is raped and used as a toy by two men who break into her estate.The tone of the film is definitely comical,still there is lots of hard core action including oral sex,anal sex,masturbation mixed with lashings of lovingly decadent atmosphere.Of all of the first-rate French XXX directors Gerard Kikoine had the best eye for the telling erotic detail.He was a fan of variation for its own sake.This guy was an excellent cameraman and seems to have shot about half the top-flight French adult films that he didn't direct.Surprisingly he also directed two horror movies "Edge of the Sanity" and "Buried Alive".I'd like to recommend them too for my fellow fans of vintage smut.The sex scene between chauffeur and female hitchhiker is aboslutely the most arousing porno scene ever filmed!

This was made in the '70s when they still used dialog and plot. OK,OK, nobody wants dialog and plot in a porno. But this movie is an exception. It is sexy, to be sure, but the characters are actually interesting, with many avant garde touches and surprisingly political dialog. This was a french flick dubbed into English. The American actors sound as if they have Shakesperean training. Sadly, they are not credited. Not your average actor can spew lines about the elitists and proletariat, while moaning.

There are few classic pornos in this world. Education Of The Baroness (Parties Fine) is in the top 10.