Tue, Mar 18, 1980
It was a dark and stormy night at Orly Manor. The bridge back to town has washed out. Trapped in the haunted house are Lobo, Perkins and Birdie overseeing the sale by auction of the labyrinthine mansion, a couple suspicious would-be purchasers and a class of parapsychology students conducting a séance. Strange things begin to happen. A fun, fright-filled whodunnit directed by Daniel "Dunwich Horror" Haller.
Tue, May 6, 1980
A series of unsolved armed robberies follows the circuit of the Miami Marauders women's roller derby team. Perkins, Birdie and Margaret Ellen go undercover to infiltrate the team and reveal and rout the robber, but to win the roller derby they will have to recruit out of retirement Orly County's rollerskating champion of 20 years ago.
Tue, Sep 25, 1979
Sheriff Lobo faces a challenge in the upcoming election from Harry Cunningham's sleazy attorney Waverly and so he schemes to get Dean Martin to perform at a re-elect Lobo rally. Meanwhile, and despite Perkins' bungling, Birdie and the deputized Mary Ellen attempt to bust the Beauregards' moonshine-running operation.
Tue, Jan 15, 1980
The Marauders motorcycle gang holds its convention at the Orly Hot Springs, which is only a cover for a planned jewel heist caper. Birdie and Perkins go undercover as bikers to infiltrate the gang, but a knock to the head leaves Perkins convinced he truly is The Skull, the bad attitude, boozing and babe-magnet biker he pretended to be.
Tue, Oct 2, 1979
Sheriff Lobo challenges Bishop County's Commander Cain to a grudge match football game after the two lawmen's bungling allowed con man Slick Willy to escape. Lobo rounds up the town's burliest men to bulk up his dream team. Do Cain's straitlaced players stand a chance against Lobo's unorthodox antics that include Perkins playing quarterback, a 'shine-spiked water cooler and strippers for cheerleaders?