Smokey Bites the Dust (1981)

William Forsythe: Kenny

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Quotes 

• Sheriff Turner : [he and Bentley interrupt the homecoming's band's practice]  Uh... whose tangerine Triumph Convertible is that out there in the parking lot?

  Triumph Convertible Owner : It's mine, Sheriff. It's gonna be in the homecoming parade.

  Sheriff Turner : [crazed]  Your ass it's gonna be in the homecoming!

  [he and Bentley scramble around the students to capture him] 

  Band Director : [sarcastic]  Don't mind me, you know? What the hell.

  Kenny : [walks over to Peggy Sue]  Hey, Peggy Sue, what time do you want to be picked up, tomorrow?

  Sheriff Turner : [angrily]  Picked up? What time do you want to be PUT DOWN? Mess with my daughter and all you'll pick up is your teeth!

• Kenny : [after meeting up at Snake Lake]  Harold?

  Harold : Oh, hi, Kenny.

  Harold : I'm going to tear your insides out.

• Coach : I want every starter to hit the john between now and game time! Kenny, how's the knee?

  Kenny : It'll be all right. Uh, Coach, would you mind if I took some time off from the game? It's just that with Peggy Sue getting crowned and all, I didn't wanna miss that.

  Coach : There is no room in this game for sentiment, son. For forty-eight minutes, you're married to that pigskin!

  Kenny : I know, Coach, but half-time isn't part of the forty-eight minutes.

  Coach : You're all going to be out on the field, during the ceremony. All right, now remember, keep your mind on the game!

  Football Player : Like this, Coach?

  [Smashes his head continuously with an empty garbage can] 

  Coach : YOU GOT IT!

• Coach : [Kenny is abandoning the football game to chase after Roscoe]  I don't want to get personal with you, Kenny, but what in the HELL are you trying to do to me?

  Kenny : How much do you know about love, sir?

• Doctor : [after the doctor tuns over Kenny's body in his car]  Uh-oh. I wonder if he's hurt.

  [goes over to an unharmed Kenny] 

  Doctor : Are you all right? I'm a doctor.

  Kenny : Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, doc. Listen, I need to borrow your car. It's a matter of life or death.

  Doctor : Kiss mine, child.

  [Kenny headbutts the doctor and falls to the ground] 

  Kenny : [getting into the car]  You ought to watch your language, doc. I'll probably burn in hell for this, but it'll be worth it.

  [speeds off] 

  Doctor : [helplessly]  I've been had.