Muppet Babies (1984–1991)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Gonzo : Let's synchronize our watches.

  Scooter : We don't have any watches.

  Gonzo : That's okay, I don't know what synchronize means anyway.

• Fozzie : [Looking at ancient statues resembling Gonzo]  These guys do kinda look like Gonzo's brothers.

  Piggy : You can say that again.

  Fozzie : Okay, these guys do kinda look like Gonzo's bro...

  Piggy : Don't push it, Fozzie.

• Fozzie : We all have a lullaby.

  Kermit : I think you mean alibi.

  Fozzie : That's what I said, lullaby.

• Scooter : This is really weird.

  Gonzo : Yeah, isn't it great?

• Mr. Big : We don't serve comedians here.

  Fozzie : Good, 'cause I don't wanna eat one.

• Lepre-Kermit : All you have to do to find a four-leaf clover is be lucky.

  Fozzie : But I'm not lucky.

  Lepre-Kermit : Of course not, that's what you need a four-leaf clover for. Hmm, you do have a problem don't you?

• Fozzie : What do you call a yo-yo that goes down but won't come up? A yo. Wokka wokka wokka.

• Fozzie : [Has body of fish instead of tail]  Personally, I don't think this Mer-Bear stuff is so hot.

  Kermit : Um, Fozzie, I think you have your imagination on backwards. Your legs are supposed to look like a fish, not your head.

  Fozzie : Oh, I knew that.

• Fozzie : Maybe I should tell them a joke.

  Kermit : I don't think so, Fozzie, we're in enough trouble as it is.

  Fozzie : Yeah... Huh?

• Fozzie : This fantasy is rated PG. We're under age.

• Fozzie : Don't worry Piggy, I'm a professional, OOPS.

  [drops his papers] 

  Piggy : You're a professional oops all right.

• [trying to adjust video camera] 

  Gonzo : Hey, stay in focus. You're fuzzy.

  Fozzie : No way, Gonzo; I'm not fuzzy, I'm Fozzie.

• Fozzie : Are you the Great Gurgle?

  Great Gurgle : No, I'm Snow White.

  Fozzie : Snow White? I thought she was shorter.

• Scooter : Gonzo, what's that noise?

  Gonzo : [chewing]  Oh, it's just termites chewing on my nose.

  Scooter : But your nose isn't made of wood, Gonzo.

  Gonzo : Of course it is. Pinocchio was my cousin.