Seinfeld (1989–1998)

Patrick Warburton: David Puddy

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• [Puddy is wearing a bright orange jacket with an 8 ball on it] 

  Elaine : What's this? What happened to your fur?

  David Puddy : I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy. Check this out. 8 ball. You got a question, you ask the 8 ball.

  Elaine : So you're going to wear this all the time?

  David Puddy : All signs point to yes.

• David Puddy : [to Elaine]  I'll be back. We'll make out.

• David Puddy : Feels like an Arby's night.

• Jerry : So, Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey".

  David Puddy : I don't much care for that term.

  Jerry : Oh. Sorry, I didn't know...

  David Puddy : No, I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.

  Jerry : I saw one once that could do sign language.

  David Puddy : Yeah, I saw that one. Uh... Koko.

  Jerry : Yeah, Koko.

  David Puddy : Right, Koko. That chimp's alright. High-five.

• Cosmo Kramer : Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag.

  [cut to a taxi] 

  David Puddy : Well, I've got a ten kroner, a five kroner, a twenty kroner. A fifty kroner? How much is that?

  Elaine : We have to break up.

  David Puddy : What?

  Elaine : Look, I don't care how interesting the change is. And if you tell me what the time is in New York again,

  [shouts] 

  Elaine : YOU ARE GOING HOME IN A BODY BAG.