Aladdin and the King of Thieves (1996 Video)

Robin Williams: Genie

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Quotes 

• [Cassim has not showed up at the wedding] 

  Aladdin : Where is he?

  [Genie changes into Pumbaa from the Lion King] 

  Genie : Hakuna Matata!

  [Changes back] 

  Genie : Whoa. I was having an out of movie experience.

• Genie : Once again, this whole broadcast has been brought to you by Sand. It's everywhere, get used to it.

• Genie : [skydiving from the back of a plane as different characters]  Geronimo! Arapaho! Navajo! Pocahontas.

• Genie : [approaching Cassim with attitude]  If you're Al's dad, and the King of Thieves, I just wanna know one thing.

  Cassim : [not standing down]  Yeah?

  Genie : [cheerfully]  Will you be having the chicken or the sea bass?

• Genie : [the wedding pavilion starts shaking]  I thought the earth wasn't supposed to move until the honeymoon.

• Genie : [as Forrest Gump]  Mama always said, "Magic is as magic does".

• Genie : [multiple Genies are pointing their guns at Cassim]  Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves.

• Genie : Oh, no. The crowd is parting. Who's coming? It's Moses!

• Iago : Allow me to introduce.

  Cassim : [laughs] 

  Cassim : The King of Thieves.

  [Genie shrieks, then calls on a walkie-talkie] 

  Genie : All units, we have a Code Red.

• Aladdin : I was so stupid to think I could change him.

  Genie : Trying to show him a better life wasn't stupid, Al.

  Genie : [speaking with his hand, high voice]  Leaving him alone with the parrot, that was stupid.

• Genie : Al, you're back! And your front! You're both here!

• [the Genie has Cassim surrounded; Aladdin tries to push his way through them] 

  Aladdin : Genie.

  Genie : Back off, Al, this creep's got a yellow sheet as long as my arm.

  Aladdin : Genie meet my dad.

  Genie : [confused and defeated]  Stand down men. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.

  [all other genies disappear leaving him alone] 

• Genie : Oh, look, it's a Kodiak moment!

  [a Kodiak bear appears and roars ominously] 

  Genie : Put that bear out of here.

• Genie : [as Bing Crosby]  I'm sure Ali Baba and the boy are on the road to Agrabah right now. Isn't that right, Bob?

  Genie : [as Bob Hope]  That's right, Bing. How 'bout this town? Is it wild or what? It's like one giant sand trap, and me without my wedgie. Hey, let's give a big hand for Brooke Shields.

• RoboGenie : You have violated the perimeter of the Aladdin and Jasmine Wedding.

  [activates lasers] 

  RoboGenie : Prepare to be vaporized. Thank You!

  [he fires his laser beams at Aladdin and the others, but they avoid them] 

  Genie : Armed and dangerous!

  [to Aladdin] 

  Genie : I'd like to see one of those Forty Thieves get within an inch of your wedding.

• Genie : [as Raymond Babbitt - Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man"]  Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Definitely an oracle. Tells the future. Uh-oh.

• Genie : Your honor, if I may enter a plea of insanity? Because I am crazy about this kid!

  [laughs and noogies Aladdin] 

• Genie : And your name is?

  Thor : I'm Thor.

  Genie : You're Thor?

  Thor : Well it hurts.

• Genie : [after elephants run over the Magic Carpet]  Oh, they trampled the carpet! That's a little redundant. So this isn't a bad day for you really, is it?

• Genie : [crying at the wedding]  It's all so magical. I'm not gonna cry. I'm not.

  Genie : [sobs loudly for several seconds, then loudly blows his nose into Carpet]  Sorry.

• Genie : [as Chico Marx]  Hey, that's-a no good. What a wedding needs is a theme!

  Genie : [as Groucho]  Needs a groom too, but let's work with what we have!

  [waggles eyebrows] 

  Princess Jasmine : [offended]  Genie!

  Genie : It's a joke! I do that.

• Genie : [Genie's pointing an elephant towards some thieves]  Don't make me use the other end!

• Genie : Oh look! There's Osiris. Oh, Osiris! Osiris, could we have a word with you?

  Osiris : Squawks.

• [after the 'Party in Agrabah' number ends] 

  Genie : [dancing]  'Sa goin' on now! gotta partay! Gotta partay! Help me! I Can't stop myself! Somebody rub the lamp! Somebody rub the lamp! Oh, you know I feel it!

  [sees everyone staring at him] 

  Genie : That's enough.

• [after Iago comes back] 

  Iago : [breathlessly]  Al's... Dad... Sa'luk...

  Princess Jasmine : [picks him up]  Just take a deep breath, Iago. Now what about Aladdin's father?

  Iago : It's Sa'luk! The guy Al beat! He's not beat; he's back! And he's got Cassim!

  Aladdin : [knowingly]  That's his problem! He chose to go back to that life.

  Genie : Al, I know your dad made a lot of bad choices - but that doesn't mean you have to.

  Princess Jasmine : He is your father. How can you do anything else?

  [Aladdin turns away and thinks about it] 

  Aladdin : I'm being as stubborn as he was.

  [after a pause] 

  Aladdin : [smiles]  Show me the way!

• Genie : Maybe you could elope. No, you can't elope. But, oh, honey dew!

• Genie : [as Mrs. Doubtfire]  Listen to Genie, dear. Genie knows. You've got to get your mind off this incessant waiting.

• Genie : [dressing Jasmine up as Snow White]  And how 'bout that gown? Whether you're dancing with dwarves or simply biting the apple, it says 'I'm a princess for now!'

  Princess Jasmine : Uh, Genie.

  Genie : Hey, it's synergy! The marketing guys are very excited, tests really well.

  [grafts Jasmine's head onto Ariel, Minnie Mouse and Jessica Rabbit] 

• Genie : Bad new, Al. The boutonnieres clash with the cummerbunds!

  Aladdin : [Referencing to the crowd of guest]  Genie, isn't it a little late for that?

  Genie : What? What are you trying to say? Out with it! What-wha...

  Genie : [Finally notices crowd]  ... hehe. They're he-e-ere. OH NO-HO-HO-HO!

  Genie : [Transforms into The White Rabbit from "Alice In Wonderland"]  I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date!

  [Runs out of room] 

• Genie : [turning a honeydew into a coach]  I don't know whether to put it under props or produce!

  [to Jasmine] 

  Genie : Please don't squeeze the tires, they're not ripe.

• Genie : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Sultan of Agrabah : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Thieves : [singing]  They're finally getting married!

  Iago : [singing]  Look at all these presents!

  Princess Jasmine : [singing]  We're finally getting married!

  Abu the Monkey : [squeaking]  You're finally getting married!

  Aladdin : [singing]  I'm finally getting married!

• Genie : Hello? Somebody's gonna be late for his own wedding!

  Aladdin : Hold on Genie, there's something I need.

  Genie : [winks]  I gotcha.

  [winks and turns into a woman popping out of a cake] 

  Genie : It's a bachelor party, big boy!

  Genie : [to Carpet with a mug of beer]  None for you! You're the designated flyer.

• Genie : [playing with wedding themes]  Okay, Madonna - don't keep it, just put that in the mix. Wink.

  [fills the room with neon signs and flashing lights] 

  Genie : Oh, I see lasers! It's a miracle! He believes!

  [as Elvis] 

  Genie : Thank ya very much.

  Princess Jasmine : I don't think so.

  Genie : [back to normal]  Très gauche, right?

• Genie : [as a wrestling commentator]  He's got him in the half-nelson, now he's got him in the full-nelson! Oh no! The dreaded 'Ozzie Nelson!'

  Genie : [as Ozzie Nelson]  Rick, boys, maybe you wanna come over here and see what's happening'?

• Genie : [singing]  There's a party here in Agrabah / Guests are filling up the room / But there's something missing. Yes, uh huh!

  Sultan of Agrabah : Where is the groom?

• Genie : [disguised as a peddler]  Ooh, in all my years never have I seen the streets so full of bustle and hustle, and assorted commotion!

  Razoul the Chief Guard : Our princess is to wed.

  Genie : Oh, wonderful! And who's the lucky prince?

  Razoul the Chief Guard : Not a prince at all! Just a no-account street rat!

  Genie : [turns back into Genie]  NO WAY! Try it phonetically - it's ALADDIN!

  [conjures up a nondescript neon sign saying 'Aladdin'] 

  Genie : Aw... some of you don't believe.

  [sign turns into the main title] 

  Genie : [as Tinkerbell]  In color! He-he!

• The Magic Oracle : I am bound by the rule of one: one question, one answer.

  Iago : I only want one answer! Where is the ultimate treasure?

  The Magic Oracle : You've already asked your question.

  Iago : [sarcastically]  You mean before? Oh, that wasn't a question, that was just, uh, thinking out loud!

  [Genie grabs him] 

  Genie : Very loud.

• Genie : Okay, let's see, this will be the second wedding for both of you, I'm thinking we need something a little more simple, a little more elegant... and less gray.

  [pulls an elephant out of thin air] 

  Genie : Did it, done it, own it.

• Aladdin : [arriving at the Vanishing Isle]  The Vanishing Isle.

  Princess Jasmine : On the back of a giant turtle.

  Aladdin : And never in the same place twice. Let's get closer.

  [Genie drops in by parachute] 

  Genie : [impersonating John Rambo]  Time to rock and roll, dudes!

  [starts firing his gun wildly while the thieves duck. Sa'luk grabs Cassim and walks away. Jasmine, Abu, and Carpet confront the thieves, who charge at them. Carpet rolls up and flies toward them, bowling them over. Jasmine runs forward. One of the thieves swings at her, but misses. She then punches another one in the gut. Abu jumps on three of them, pulling their turbans down over their eyes. Two more corner Carpet, but he flies up causing them to smack into each other, then flies under them flipping them over] 

• Razoul the Chief Guard : And the law is crystal clear on what we must now do.

  Princess Jasmine : Father isn't there another way?

  Sultan of Agrabah : I'm afraid there is not. Take the prisoners to the dungeon

  Iago : Dungeon?

  Sultan of Agrabah : For life.

  Iago : Life?

  [whimpers as Razoul puts a lock around his beak] 

  Genie : There are some wishes that even I can't make come true.

• Fazahl : They fight like demons!

  Hakim : Worse than demons--these are the Forty Thieves!

  Genie : [sees this from above]  Really? I get 39.

  [Aladdin catches the King of Thieves in the treasure room] 

  Aladdin : [knowingly]  Forty.