D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)

Ty O'Neal: Dwayne

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Quotes 

• Dwayne : What'd he say?

  Russ : Something about a shrinking sphincter.

• Dwayne : Waiter, I've got too many forks. I only need one. I don't... Y'all, I just...

  [looks at the little fork] 

  Dwayne : What's this little bitty one... What's this little bitty...

• Julie Gaffney : [about Coach Orion]  I heard he was a Buddhist. You know, like Kung Fu or Richard Gere.

  Ken Wu : Kung Fu wasn't a Buddhist. He was a Trappist monk.

  Russ : Are you talking about the old "Kung Fu" or "The Further Adventures of the New Kung Fu"?

  Dwayne : Y'all watch too much TV.

  Russ : Shoot, that's the safest thing to do in my hood.