D3: The Mighty Ducks (1996)
Kenan Thompson: Russ
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Quotes
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Ken Wu : Yo, Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
Russ : It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.
Ken Wu : Hey Ref! You...
Russ : [covers Ken's mouth] Ah! Shh. Pick another target.
Ken Wu : [stuttering] Hey, #44, you... you... you... you... you play... you don't play real good.
Bears Player : Yeah, right.
Russ : Shorter, man. Get to the point.
Ken Wu : Hey, number nine! Bite me!
[gets knocked over by the number nine player]
Russ : [laughs] Now we're getting somewhere.
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Russ : Hey, Biff. One more thing. After we beat you, the Warriors die and the Ducks fly.
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Dean Buckley : You can learn a lot from ants. These Brazilian fire ants can teach you a lot about successful societal structure. Come here. You see there's one queen in there. The rest are dedicated worker ants. Everybody pulls their weight. Nobody complains. There's harmony and growth. Same here at Eden Hall, only you are the workers, the backbone.
Russ : And you're the queen?
[everyone snickers]
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Julie Gaffney : Hey, I want to know who this new Coach Orion is. My dad said that if I didn't like him, I could come right home.
Russ : That's nice. My dad said I better stay in on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
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Julie Gaffney : [about Coach Orion] I heard he was a Buddhist. You know, like Kung Fu or Richard Gere.
Ken Wu : Kung Fu wasn't a Buddhist. He was a Trappist monk.
Russ : Are you talking about the old "Kung Fu" or "The Further Adventures of the New Kung Fu"?
Dwayne : Y'all watch too much TV.
Russ : Shoot, that's the safest thing to do in my hood.
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Russ : [to one of the varsity hockey players] That's your dad? Nice outfit. Did it come with a yacht?
