Mon, May 3, 1999
In order to prove to Cow and Chicken that the Earth is flat, Dad brings in his brother, Professor Longhorn Steer, to give them a proper education. / Weasel and I.R. simultaneously tell their psychiatrist (the Red Guy) about each other's mishaps. / Chicken and Earl compete against Flem and the Red Guy in a figure skating contest. Unfortunately, when Earl is left injured, Chicken tries to find another way to win.
Mon, Apr 26, 1999
In order to prove to Chicken that she is artistic, Cow creates a seal out of chewing gum. Eventually, she wishes that her work of art, affectionately named Chachi, could live, which soon becomes a reality (and then a nightmare when the seal badmouths Cow). / Cow and Chicken's cousin, Black Sheep (who lives up to both sides of his name) has come over for a visit. This is a problem for Mom and Dad, who both run away for the duration of his visit.
Tue, Apr 27, 1999
Cow and Chicken are moving home, and remember the great moments they've had at their old house. / Cow still has a security blanket (which happens to be Supercow's cape), but Chicken objects to her still carrying around such an item at her age, which leads to it being thrown out on the way to school. While Cow is depressed, the principal (the Red Guy) decides to torment Flem and Earl.
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Wed, Apr 28, 1999
Cow's favourite toys, Crabs the Warthog, Piles the Beaver and Manure the Bear, make their escape out of the house on their own quest: to find "Maiden Hong Kong." / It's coming up to Arbor Day, and Cow and Chicken are wanting some ice cream from the ice cream man (the Red Guy).
Thu, Apr 29, 1999
Chicken wants to ride on a kiddie's jet stationed outside a hardware store, but when he gets the money from Cow, it gets taken away. / Weasel and I.R. (as senior citizens) tell their grandchildren about their ancestors' involvement in the War of Independence. / Dad cannot get along with his new neighbours, who happen to be clowns. Cow falls in love with the clown son when it is learned they go to the same school.
Fri, Apr 30, 1999
Mom and Dad tell Cow and Chicken how they first met. This involves boot camp and a grumpy superior named Major Wedgie (the Red Guy). / Weasel creates a device that controls people's sleeping patterns and decides to use it in order to help give the public their ability to dream again. / In an effort to escape loneliness, Cow befriends an orange tree stationed in the back garden, much to Chicken's disgust.
Tue, May 4, 1999
It's "Bring Your Kid to Work" Day, and Cow and Chicken are with Dad at his office, but a Canadian Mountie (the Red Guy) constantly stalks the siblings around the entire building. / Shopping at the mall becomes a problem for Cow when she and Chicken are pursued by a Mall Cop (the Red Guy) for supposed shoplifting.
Wed, May 5, 1999
Cow and Chicken's cousin, Snail Boy, is coming to their school. He has proven to humiliate them in some ways, such as becoming a model for figure drawing. / Weasel and I.R. test out a new form of transport that's half motorcycle, half bikini, with dramatic (and disastrous) results. / Cow, Chicken, Flem and Earl are all competing in a game show called "You Ben Panced?" hosted by Benjamin Panced (the Red Guy). The challenges are virtually impossible to complete in such a short period of time, resulting in the losers spinning the penalty wheel.
Thu, May 6, 1999
Chicken, Flem and Earl find a beanstalk in the back garden and it soon follows a story in the style of "Jack and the Beanstalk". / Travelling by whale, Weasel and I.R. set sail to find a giant octopus. / Chicken hosts a magic show in front of his friends and family. It soon becomes no laughing matter when he makes Cow's udders disappear, which ends up on the Red Guy.
Fri, Jun 18, 1999
Cow adopts a horse named Blackie, much to the disapproval of Chicken, Mom, and Dad. / After seeing a Monkey's Paw sold in Chinatown, I.R. starts making wishes using the fingers of his hands. / A butler named Hiney (the Red Guy) comes over to serve Cow and Chicken, even in school time.
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Sat, Jul 24, 1999
Cow and Chicken are feeling down, and visit their next door neighbor, who happens to be a famous blues musician. Through song, he tells them a wild tale. / Weasel attempts to stop I.R. and the Red Guy from selling wild fire and fire extinguishers respectively door-to-door. / Teacher, Flem and Earl sing a ballad, which involves Cow and Chicken being pursued by the Red Guy.