Tue, Jan 27, 1998
Tongue Sandwich / Dream Date Chicken Tongue Sandwich: A talkative Cow ends up with her tongue escaping after a sneeze. The tongue causes all sorts of mayhem which ends up with the law on his tail. Dream Date Chicken: After being grounded for throwing a tantrum and back-talking his father, Chicken runs away from home to live the "bachelor lifestyle" of his cousin, Boneless Chicken.
Tue, Feb 10, 1998
Dirty Laundry / Grizzly Beaver Safari Dirty Laundry: Cow and Chicken are called to do their bit for the school's news show. However, the rear-viewer (The Red Guy) has started filling it with lies and gossip. Grizzly Beaver Safari: Cow and Chicken are in Africa where they encounter wild animals such as the Grizzly Beaver (surely a difficult challenge, even for Super cow).
Tue, Feb 17, 1998
Boneless Kite: Cow, Chicken and their cousin (Boneless Chicken), Boneless Chicken travel to the Lava Park, where they learn how to fly a kite. Unfortunately, when Baron Von Non-Leiderhosen (The Red Guy) loses his kite, he uses Boneless as one for a Tug O' War contest. Which Came First? Chicken wakes up one morning and finds an egg underneath him (placed there by The Red Guy). This leads to him dressing up as a girl, as well as going out on a date with Flem and Earl.
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Fri, Feb 20, 1998
Buffalo Gals / Cow and Chicken Reclining Buffalo Gals: Cow and Chicken's house is invaded by a gang of female bikers. (Note: This episode has been banned and replaced with the Orthodontic Police episode) Cow and Chicken Reclining: While trying out Dad's lethal chair, both Cow and Chicken end up trapped inside.
Tue, Mar 3, 1998
Free Inside / Journey to the Center of Cow Free Inside: Chicken receives a credit card inside his cereal, however, he and Cow are both stalked by The Red Guy over the fee they have to pay after purchasing some gum. Journey to the Center of Cow: While trying out the Pork Butt catapult, Chicken ends up being consumed by his little sister Cow. Can Dr. Bottoms (The Red Guy) save him? (Note: Journey to the Center of Cow is a parody of Fantastic Voyage)
Tue, Mar 17, 1998
Meet Lance Sackless: Cow and Chicken attempt to get their home video sent to a big TV show in Canada, hosted by Lance Sack-less (The Red Guy). (Note: In "Meet Lance Sack-less", Canada's Funniest Home Vidiots! is a Parody of America's Funniest Home Videos) Who's Afraid of the Dark? Mom and Dad are worried about their children when they say they're not scared of the dark. So, they hire a scared Dr. Laxslax (The Red Guy) to solve the problem.
Tue, Mar 24, 1998
The Bad News Plastic Surgeons / The Exchange Student The Bad News Plastic Surgeons: Cow and Chicken represent the school for Plastic Surgery, with Dr. Hiney (The Red Guy) under their wing. Can they win the championship for the school, especially with the weakness of making a photo-realistic beaver? The Exchange Student: A student from a nearby town, Slappy McCracken, visits the school, and develops a friendship with Cow. Can they help stop his homeland from fighting each other with cheese? (Note: Slappy McCracken is named after Craig McCracken, the famed creator of The Powerpuff Girls which coincidentally premiered at the same time as Cow and Chicken.)
Tue, Mar 31, 1998
Child Star / Perpetual Energy Child Star: Cow takes the starring role in Ivan Panced's (The Red Guy's) new movie, "Pretty Little Girl". (Note: Chicken does not appear in this episode). Perpetual Energy: Cow and Chicken unwittingly create perpetual energy through spilling a junior chemistry set. This leads Rear Admiral Floyd (The Red Guy) to a get-rich scheme.
Tue, Apr 7, 1998
Bad Chicken / Stay Awake Bad Chicken: After Cow and Chicken tamper with the school photocopier, The Copy Fairy (the Red Guy) makes an evil version of Chicken through one of his copies. Stay Awake: Chicken ends up being hyperactive and having insomnia after consuming some caffeinated cereal. Can Cow find a cure that can get him to sleep?
Sat, Aug 15, 1998
The Red Guy notices Cow has Crabs the Warthog, whereas he has the matching dollhouse. He tries to ask Mom if he can play with Cow, but she says she would not allow it "unless he was the last man on Earth". He attempts to lure the entire world's population (excluding Cow) into a free trailer. / Cow is in love with a male student at school. She tries opening his heart to her by making bigger and better horns than the tiny ones she has got.
Sat, Aug 29, 1998
Cow avoids boredom by making friends with a fly, much to the annoyance of Chicken. / While on her way back inside for lunch, Cow ends up getting lost in the garden and starts to rely on survival instincts. / Serving a 99-year sentence at a correctional facility with I.R. Baboon, Weasel starts to feel concerned about the inhumane correctional devices that are set up on fellow prisoners.
Sat, Sep 19, 1998
Grandma takes Cow and Chicken over to a mall, where they attempt to find a Grampa. While this old timer is blind as a bat, Chicken uses this to his advantage in order to spend time with his best buddies Flem and Earl. / Chicken hates taking a bath so he decides to waste his time. Cow, Mom and Dad are all desperate to go to the toilet and attempt to persuade Chicken to take his bath. / I.R. is the captain of his own ship but Admiral Weasel is concerned over his rules and the condition of the actual ship.
Thu, Feb 26, 1998
While waiting to board a plane for his and Cow's visit to Brunei, Chicken suddenly has a fear of flying. / Chicken, Flem and Earl are on their first day of junior high school, where in P.E, they play dodgeball. While they are in the showers, their clothes are stolen. / Weasel and I.R. are vampires looking for some fun. What's more, they get on well with the villagers. Later on, the Red Guy (who's a vampire hunter) tries to put Steaks through their hearts.
Sat, Oct 3, 1998
Realising that he has failed to study for a math test, Chicken pretends that he is sick, and tries anything to prove it to Mom and Dad. When he is found out, he is sent back to school, only to realise that the math teacher has fallen ill and the test was subsequently replaced by a Chocolate test, which the class thoroughly enjoyed. / I.R. Baboon is jealous over his neighbour, Weasel, because he has a better life, job, and family (married to a beautiful Hispanic woman with half-weasel children) than him. However, when he's invited over to Weasel's house for a barbecue, I.R. tries to impress him with his own "family" (his pretend marriage to a pantsless woman, the Red Guy, with junk as his children). / Unlike Cow, Chicken cannot whistle and he tries to get lessons from Professor Hineybottom (the Red Guy).
Sat, Oct 10, 1998
Cow attempts to learn about the day that she was born, despite mixed views and opinions. / The Red Guy works as a slave-driving boss of a factory. When he tries to celebrate his birthday, his employees do not come so he decides to liven things up for himself. / A poetic I.R. attempts to get a driving license with Weasel being his instructor.
Sat, Oct 17, 1998
After playing with a price tagging gun at a supermarket, Cow and Chicken are purchased by the Red Guy. / Using a home-made rocket, Cow travels to a distant planet, where she meets up with the Red Guy, who claims to be an alien. She takes him back to Earth, where he claims that the solution to the world's problems lie in puppets. / Weasel tries to settle a dispute between a group of trees and those that hurt them (notably I.R. Baboon).
Sat, Oct 24, 1998
Chicken's wish for Cow to shut up comes true. When he is run over by a truck, he regrets it after being sentenced to 50 years in prison for jaywalking (although the truck driver was at fault) when Cow refuses to clear his name. / Flem and Earl wake up naked and stranded in a hot ocean. They remember the great moments and dreams they've had together, even with help from the Red Guy. / Weasel attends I.R.'s wedding, only to find that the bride hasn't shown up yet.
Sat, Nov 7, 1998
After being sold an invisibility potion by the Red Guy, Cow really believes she is invisible, despite not drinking it. She goes on to cause trouble, which she somehow gets away with. / Weasel and I.R. run one of the best hair salons around. However, the hair police (the Red Guy) soon has a look into this in an attempt to shut them down. / Cow befriends a scary looking monster that lives in her bedroom closet.