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Underwhelming video porn daydreams
lor_30 June 2011
Private distributes its share of storyline porn, but this is merely an assemblage of fantasy vignettes. I found it quite boring overall.

The setting is Cannes, with a bunch of girls sitting around chatting (in English) about their sexual fantasies. That's pretty pitiful a hook, but in porn the operative term is full speed ahead.

Eight sex scenes ensue: #1 is a girl dreaming of being a superstar at Cannes, getting all the attention. We see her live it, having sex with a bodyguard.

Second girl fantasizes sex on a terrace, keeping up the outdoor theme and emphasizing cunnilingus. This segues to group sex at a disco, shot like a music video.

Third vignette has an oriental girl who wants to dominate a man, but her fantasy starts with a lesbian threesome, the guy merely watching voyeuristically at the window. He joins them, wearing fetish gear, and treats them to anal sex and a money shot.

A heavily accented Eastern European girl dreams of a gang bang. Her wish is granted with several guys in fetish gear plus a dildo, culminating in double penetration. Director Frank Thring doesn't miss a trick.

For #5 a British lass Stephanie hopes for a "beautiful sex" experience. Dressed in a frilly harem-style getup she poses on rocks near a waterfall, looking quite a bit like Kate Beckinsale. Frank Gun emerges from the water, posing like a body builder and humps her, the contrast between his deep tan and her pale English rose complexion worth noting. In pornoland, this "friendly" soft segment still climaxes with anal sex.

Another British girl dreams of dressing outlandishly, to shock the public. She reads a magazine and masturbates with the aid of a banana as hard rock plays. She sucks two guys at once while a third guy humps her, and food is squished on her chest messily.

Yet a third Brit expresses her fondness for bondage, cueing a soft focus fantasy of two girls wearing high heels as a guy sucks on one's shoes (I knew Thring wouldn't forget that fetish). This is a hot segment with varied sex, but surprise, no bondage at all.

Stephanie, sort of the mistress of ceremonies here, declares that men and women should be free to enjoy sex equally, cueing a fantasy orgy with Frank Gun popping up again. There's plenty of lesbian sex, anal sex and mucho money shots.

Nothing to write home about, ending up to be a compilation of generic, mechanical porn, lacking any imaginative fantasy. That's probably because these gals were only dreaming about their paychecks.
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