There are funny horror comedies, notably "Young Frankenstein", and then there are hundreds of lousy ones. "Wanda Does Transylvania" falls into another category, namely "what the hell was that?".
It stars Charisma in the title role, though she is billed on screen as Kitty Love, who's dat?
Script is credited to Jade Ash (who?) and is really dumb. The cast is quite ethnic, likely to be categorized for Interracial Sex fans. It is bookended by scenes featuring Tony Montana cast against type (very much so) as a corrupt accountant given to overacting. He sort of imitates the Renfield character from the Dracula films, and after f*cking Charisma concocts a scheme for her to go to Transylvania and pretend to be the sister of Renee Morgan (who plays a very sexy Countess named Natasha) to claim some inheritance. That storyline goes nowhere until a final segment where he goes through exactly the same routine with Aja (whose character is never set up in the screenplay at all), to set up a seque, titled "Wanda Whips the Dragon Lady" with same pornographers and overlapping cast.
The actors in vain to get some laughs, with Charima arriving at a Transylvanian castle, and stiffing her cab driver out of his fare and tip. Jerry Butler plays the cabbie, and foolishly (after I've sat through thousands of corny porn movies) I expected him to get paid with sex, but no, he just leaves, having contributed a pointless and NonSex performance. Not to worry, he gets to have sex in the sequel.
An hour of sex at the castle is extremely boring, including Sean Michaels doing a really bad job of "comedy" and styled nonsensically as the butler with a fake accent and pins sticking out of either side of his neck. They are not pins like a Karloff Frankenstein monster neck hold, but instead those office supply little push pins used to stick notes into a corkboard!
Another big name, Jeannie Pepper, plays the castle maid, and a pointless lesbian 3-way is thrown in too. We never find out what happens to Charisma, except that her performance fails to live up to her stage name.
It stars Charisma in the title role, though she is billed on screen as Kitty Love, who's dat?
Script is credited to Jade Ash (who?) and is really dumb. The cast is quite ethnic, likely to be categorized for Interracial Sex fans. It is bookended by scenes featuring Tony Montana cast against type (very much so) as a corrupt accountant given to overacting. He sort of imitates the Renfield character from the Dracula films, and after f*cking Charisma concocts a scheme for her to go to Transylvania and pretend to be the sister of Renee Morgan (who plays a very sexy Countess named Natasha) to claim some inheritance. That storyline goes nowhere until a final segment where he goes through exactly the same routine with Aja (whose character is never set up in the screenplay at all), to set up a seque, titled "Wanda Whips the Dragon Lady" with same pornographers and overlapping cast.
The actors in vain to get some laughs, with Charima arriving at a Transylvanian castle, and stiffing her cab driver out of his fare and tip. Jerry Butler plays the cabbie, and foolishly (after I've sat through thousands of corny porn movies) I expected him to get paid with sex, but no, he just leaves, having contributed a pointless and NonSex performance. Not to worry, he gets to have sex in the sequel.
An hour of sex at the castle is extremely boring, including Sean Michaels doing a really bad job of "comedy" and styled nonsensically as the butler with a fake accent and pins sticking out of either side of his neck. They are not pins like a Karloff Frankenstein monster neck hold, but instead those office supply little push pins used to stick notes into a corkboard!
Another big name, Jeannie Pepper, plays the castle maid, and a pointless lesbian 3-way is thrown in too. We never find out what happens to Charisma, except that her performance fails to live up to her stage name.