Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue (1990 TV Movie)

Paul Fusco: Gordon 'ALF' Shumway

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Quotes 

• Theodore : [shocked after discovering that Michael stole Corey's piggy bank]  I can't believe it! Corey's own brother?

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Wally never did this sort of thing to The Beav.

• Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : [after emerging from a picture frame on Corey's dresser after her piggy bank is stolen]  You wanna help track down the thief, Garfield?

  Garfield : [Garfield is a lamp]  Hey, going through life with a blue lampshade is work enough. Wake me when the lasagna comes.

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : [yanks the lamp attachment off Garfield]  Let me rephrase that: do you wanna help, or do you wanna be lunch?

  Garfield : [salutes and climbs off the dresser]  My luck to be stuck on a dresser with a pushy alien.

• Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : The sound of a breaking piggy... if ever I've heard one.

  Garfield : Two sounds you can't miss: The sound of a breaking piggy, and the sizzle of hot lasagna.

• Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : That kid's got a one-way ticket to Nowheresville.

  Theodore : Simon suspects drugs.

  Pooh : Oh, my!

  Slimer : Ooh! That's bad moves!

  Alvin : Michael needs our help!

  Slimer : Then let's help him!

• [Michael sees himself on his deathbed] 

  Michael : It's- it's me. This is my future?

  Daffy Duck : It is if you don't get off those drugs!

  [some cartoon characters visit and help Michael] 

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : You use, you lose!

  Baby Piggy : Listen to us! We care about you, Mikey!

  Bugs Bunny : What's up, doc, is your life, if you don't cut it out.

  Kermit : There's nothing cool about a fool on drugs!

  Huey , Dewey , Louie : [altogether]  Just believe in yourself!

  Michaelangelo : Yeah! You're excellent just the way you are! Without drugs!

  Michael : [scared]  HOW DO I GET OUT OF HERE?

  [a door back to Michael's room appears in front of him and the characters] 

• Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : You use, you lose!

• Michael : [Alf shows Michael what he will look like in the future, via a mirror]  Who is that?

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Well, it's not Freddy Krueger. This is you. Pretty pitiful, huh?

• Theodore : What's all this for?

  Alvin : Either someone's conducting a major chemistry experiment, or this is a serious no-no.

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Toto, something tells me we're not in cartoon territory anymore.

• Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : [as he and Michael approach a mirror]  What do you see?

  Michael : Me. I see me.

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Wrong!

  [blows a whistle] 

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Flag on the play! Ten point penalty!

  [ALF spins the mirror and shows Michael's future reflection] 

  Michael : Who's that?

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Well, it's not Freddy Krueger. This is you. Pretty pitiful, huh? You see, drugs aren't you pal, pal. They're your enemy, storming the battlements, trying to take control.

  Michael : I can quit if I want to! I'm in charge of my life!

  Gordon 'ALF' Shumway : Wrong! Not if you're on drugs.