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NINJA DEMONS
BandSAboutMovies3 June 2023
Warning: Spoilers
How amazing is it that when Godfrey Ho rips something off, he goes harder at ripping a movie off than anyone else? Like Bruno Mattei probably looked at him with some level of admiration. This one goes so far that the Spanish VHS box even steals the art from the stolen so many times movie Hands of Steel.

When there aren't ninjas in this - there are no demons - you get a hero who shoots someone in every limb while two women cheer him on and a bad guy who wants to talk about politics even on his wedding night.

Robinson Collins (Stuart Smith) is only here because of Godfrey Ho's new footage. He's hunting Willy, a Thai gangster who is so bad that he sells American secrets to the Russians. Hopefully Robinson's agent Max - who exists in a totally different movie - can solve it all. He's played by Sorapong Chatri, who was one of the biggest movie stars in Thailand.

There are a lot of ninja fights here that have swords being used with no blood which is a bit disconcerting.

This time around, the music is taken from some different sources, like the Lalo Schifrin soundtracks to Sudden Impact and Cool Hand Luke, as well as Alan Silvestri's soundtrack to Cat's Eye.

When you look at either poster for this movie, you may think that you're getting something amazing. You are and you aren't. You must open your mind to Godfrey Ho's films in the same way that you need to vibe with Jess Franco. You get to know the worlds that they create, how they keep going back to the same ideas, how the same shots will appear - this one is very Franco with the shots of planes that last forever and cameras gazing into the skyline for even longer - and then it all starts to become very comfortable and welcoming. You see the same faces as welcome sights that bring you sheer joy.
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6/10
Brain-damaging, but fun.
formigo2 December 2000
Producer Tomas Tang applies his magic formula once again. For those of you that don't know, the Tang formula is:

Any Movie Whatsoever + NINJA = $$$ ...we means mediocre unreleased Thai and Hong Kong films re-dubbed and have ninja footage spliced into them almost at random.

Mayhem ensues.

This time the victim is an unremarkable Thai movie about a couple of thugs going up against a crime gang who ruthlessly rule a field somewhere with a fist of iron. Somehow ninjas are tied into this. And the Cold War - a rare theme in Tomas Tang's work, but a personal favourite.

And there's a CIA agent called "Robinson Collins". But no demon's massacre, sorry.
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6/10
Wow! Er......what the hell?!
HaemovoreRex2 August 2007
A typically baffling cut & paste opus here, brought to us by our old pal Thomas Tang under his Filmark International banner.

I'm not even going to attempt to describe the plot in this as it's so fragmented as to be absolutely incomprehensible (as is pretty much always the case in these glorious films), suffice to say that it comprises a plethora of fistfights, gun duels, knife throwing, double crossing, espionage and last but not least, ninja (edited into proceedings of course)!

Interestingly this film also boasts an erroneous cast list(!!!) In fact the original film into which the newer segments have been spiced stars Thai superstar (and regular face in these flicks) Sorapong Chatri. Best of all though, in the newer segments in the film, none other than everyone's favourite crap actor, Stuart Smith appears! (additionally boasting a really bad haircut!)

There's simply no point in applying a regular critique to the grandiose ineptitude as displayed here, simply sit back, turn off your cerebrum and enjoy the insane spectacle!
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