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4/10
Not for most people
bernie-1225 September 2007
Warning: Spoilers
This is just bizarre, maybe even kinky. You can throw in depressing as well, after you realize what the guy is wanting the ice for.

I thought this was going to be just a travelogue-ish tour thing highlighting the dramatic differences between the two countries. Well, there's a bit of that, but that's not what it's about.

I couldn't watch the transporting of the ice without thinking that the 40ºC + temperature out "Back o' Bourke" (where the term 'outback' came from) would have melted it long before he got it home. That none of it slid off the truck is in defiance of all of Newton's laws. And if he really wanted to top himself, there are no end of easier ways to do it.

As for the idea of using an icicle for a dildo, I can't see how it could last long enough to do the job. Maybe people in Iceland are built to cope with this sort of thing, but I know that my genitalia surely would not agree to function by zero-degree stimulation. But then, I'm a bloke and I live in Australia.

So, I would warn anybody contemplating watching this that it probably isn't what you're expecting. The images are not striking enough to watch it for that reason alone, and the story (such as there is) is too 'out there' to appeal to many people.
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8/10
Interesting approach
raymond-158 May 2003
An erotic tale with a difference. Set in Icelandic wastelands and Australian outback, a man and a woman...two people thousands of miles apart who will never know each other. Both seek answers to their lonely existence. The contrasting scenes of the bitter northern snows and the southern red thirsty dusty earth make very interesting viewing.

The woman snaps a long icicle hanging from an eave and sets about sucking the end thus fashioning it into the shape of a male member. She masturbates gently with this long rod, water dripping from her hot body.The photography is worth noting. The back-lighting on the transparent icicle is beautiful.

At this very moment the man in Australia is standing naked on blocks of ice carefully arranged below his feet, his neck entwined by a noose hanging from the rafter of his lonely homestead. Again we get the drip..drip...drip of the water from the ice until his feet are left swinging.

Not a happy film to be sure, but it is one endowed with beauty in every scene. It's an ingenious script, not to be analysed too closely and yet offering many interpretations. It is a visual experience. No dialogue. Worth watching for its original settings and icy close-ups.
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8/10
An Erotic Tale Which Is Actually Erotic
TheMagpie6 June 2013
The problem with most short movies that come out under the title "Erotic Tale" is that they aren't really erotic with the thought is that some flesh and a sex scene makes it erotic. This one is an exception.

The tale tells of two lovers separated by nearly the whole globe (she a lighthouse keeper in remote Iceland, he a worker in outback Australia) who remember back to a time when they made love in a hot spring in Iceland.

The contrasting stories of what their memory of that day drives them to is as contrasting as the locations they are now in. The hot vs the cold, the day vs the night, light vs dark, but both bound by a desire for that day in the hot spring.

This tale is not only well filmed, and well scripted (the lack of dialogue helps the story), but provides sensuality and desire, a potent combination with regards to eroticism.

This story is truly deserving of the title "Erotic Tale".
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