Thu, Jan 16, 2003
J.D. discusses the philosophy of death with a transplant patient. Elliot feels that having a unisex locker room at the hospital is unfair. Meanwhile, Turk proposes to Carla just before she leaves for 5 days to take care of her grieving mother, leaving him to ponder over what her answer will be.
Thu, Jan 23, 2003
The Janitor and his colleagues are assigned the task of "taking care of" J.D. but not for long. Jordan comes in to the hospital for her ultrasound to reveal the sex of the baby. Turk's recently divorced brother comes to stay for the weekend. Meanwhile, an old friend of Kelso, Dr Townhend (Dick Van Dyke) puts a patient's life in jeopardy, causing Kelso to question his obsolete methods as a doctor.
Thu, Jan 30, 2003
Where Perry talks to his psychiatrist about how Jordan wanted him to bond with her family but instead he preferred to stay home and invite some of the guys at the hospital to his place to watch a game, JD gives him the advice to give Kelso the check-up that the latter needs for his insurance and Perry actually listens.
Thu, Mar 13, 2003
JD meets a doctor that used to be a resident under Cox and he takes his advice on how to deal with Dr. Cox and eventually finds out that the reason Cox hates that Dr. is because he slept with Jordan and that's why they got divorced. While Carla feels that she is not sexy anymore and finds out that it's because she's engaged.
Thu, Mar 20, 2003
Perry is jealous from the baby taking the attention of Jordan, Elliot tries to sabotage her relation with Paul, Turk and Carla are arguing more after they got engaged, in the middle of all this mess JD feels lonely and starts a weird relation with TCW which stands for Tasty Coma Wife, a wife of a patient in coma that starts to feel alone so goes out with JD but then they decide that she needs to take more time.
Thu, Mar 27, 2003
JD is to start his surgical practice and he would do anything to be in the group, and anything DOES include selling his best friend. Perry -frustrated by the crappy computers Kelso gives them in order to buy fancy stuff for himself- takes advantage of Kelso being away and starts a rumor that Kelso died which makes everyone happy.
Thu, Apr 10, 2003
JD is dating TCW but he finds out that she is a drama queen, just like Elliott told him. Refusing to admit to Elliott that she was right, he tries to keep the heat in his relation. Carla's mother dies while Carla is planning for the wedding. Overthrown by emotions, she decides to get married as soon as possible in a small wedding chapel in the hospital. Kelso makes the interns that mistreat patients take seminars from him to avoid lawsuits. When Dr. Cox is witnessed harassing a patient, he gets stuck with organizing the seminars.
Thu, Apr 17, 2003
It's the end of their 2nd year and everything starts to feel boring, but they have their college pal to cheer them up, and get them into trouble. Dr. Kelso is on his annual "picking somebody to pick on so that everybody will be scared of him", he picks up Elliot for almost blinding him, almost gets her to quit. Perry discovers that he is the father of Jordan's child, he gets angry and tries to break up with Jordan but she won't let it happen ,then he tells JD that he is not mad at Jordan but he is actually scared from the idea of being a father.
Thu, Oct 2, 2003
Cox and Kelso still have some issues since Cox punched him a week earlier, and Kelso is still squeaking. Although JD is now starting with the third year; he still needs Dr. Cox's help identifying a patients problem, so the four of them do every single test trying to figure it out. Elliot has some issues with her self confidence, so she buys a car, she meets Sean again, and she goes into a transformation moment that changes both her looks and behavior, so she provides some big help to JD in his patient's problem.
Thu, Oct 9, 2003
Turk and Carla set a date for the wedding, so JD wants to take Turk out for dinner to celebrate the end of an era, Turk has a problem with being straight with his feelings, until he sees a gay couple in the hospital. Carla finds a urine sample without a tag; she tries to find its patient. Elliott and Sean are back together but starting things up again is really hard because Elliott has a problem finding time for him, because of her job.
Thu, Nov 20, 2003
JD is dating Danni -Jordan's sister- and that means spending more time with Cox outside the hospital, and Perry doesn't very much like it. Danni tells JD that she is falling in love with him, but gets mad for the fact that he wasn't even listening, and while Jordan explains that even they are doctors they don't listen. When that happens, both JD and Cox realize that the patient -that they didn't know what's wrong with- actually tried to commit suicide.
Thu, Dec 11, 2003
After Elliot gives a patient an orgasm during a pelvic exam and refers to patients 'private areas' using non-medical terms Dr. Kelso taunts her. Carla tells Turk that she doesn't think they should have sex again until their wedding night, the Janitor uses this information to his advantage to get back at Turk. Dr. Cox moves in with J.D. and Turk temporarily as a result of not being able to handle his relationship with Jordan.